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Nassar
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Feb 8, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
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Stephen Amollo
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Feb 4, 2020
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ด
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Maida
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Feb 3, 2020
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐๐ฅ
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John Lissu
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Feb 1, 2020
Iโm not bossy, I just have better ideas. ๐ก๐
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Grace Minja
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Jan 30, 2020
I'm not lazy; Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
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Joseph Kawawa
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Jan 27, 2020
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. ๐ด๐๏ธ
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Linda Karimi
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Jan 21, 2020
Iโm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐๐
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Lydia Wanyama
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Jan 19, 2020
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! ๐ฑ๐
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Hawa
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Jan 16, 2020
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! ๐ฆ๐ด
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Leila
Guest
Jan 15, 2020
I havenโt even gone to bed yet, and I already canโt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐๐
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Jan 5, 2020
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. ๐ข๐ป
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Jan 4, 2020
If weโre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ง๐
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Dec 20, 2019
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐
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Jaffar
Guest
Dec 19, 2019
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฐ
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Dec 6, 2019
Donโt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! ๐ด๐ค
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Nov 22, 2019
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Oct 29, 2019
๐ Instant mood boost!
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Oct 21, 2019
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canโt fit them in their trunks! ๐๐ฑ
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Mzee
Guest
Oct 16, 2019
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ๐๐
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Kahina
Guest
Oct 15, 2019
๐ Added to my favorites!
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Saidi
Guest
Oct 1, 2019
I think my guardian angel drinks. ๐๐ท
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Sep 28, 2019
Iโm on a whiskey diet. Iโve lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Sep 17, 2019
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ๐ช
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Sep 14, 2019
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ๐๐ญ
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Sep 10, 2019
Iโm not clumsy. Itโs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐๐๏ธ
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Sep 9, 2019
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I had to share this with everyone!
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Sep 7, 2019
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. ๐ช๐คฃ
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Khatib
Guest
Sep 6, 2019
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. ๐ฎ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Sep 5, 2019
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ๐๐
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Umi
Guest
Sep 4, 2019
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ
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Daudi
Guest
Aug 30, 2019
I donโt need a mood ring; I have a face. ๐๐ฌ
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Hekima
Guest
Aug 17, 2019
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐
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Chiku
Guest
Aug 15, 2019
I donโt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ๐๐คค
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Aug 10, 2019
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youโre innocent.' ๐ฌ๐
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George Mallya
Guest
Aug 4, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ช
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Jul 31, 2019
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐ค
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Jul 27, 2019
๐คฃ This one got me good!
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Jul 24, 2019
Whatโs a catโs favorite color? Purr-ple! ๐ฑ๐
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Kahina
Guest
Jul 19, 2019
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! ๐งน๐
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Jul 18, 2019
๐คฃ This oneโs fire!
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Mtumwa
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Jul 12, 2019
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Iโm still laughing!
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jul 11, 2019
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ๐๐ฏ
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Jul 6, 2019
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐ธ๐๏ธ
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Jun 24, 2019
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คง
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Salma
Guest
Jun 13, 2019
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! ๐งฑ๐
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Jun 12, 2019
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! ๐
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Jun 4, 2019
๐ Mood instantly lifted!
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Rashid
Guest
Jun 3, 2019
๐ This is gold!
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
May 28, 2019
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! ๐จโ๐พ๐
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Zawadi
Guest
May 22, 2019
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐ฅ๐ฉ
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
May 22, 2019
This joke is too funny, Iโm sharing it with everyone! ๐
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Arifa
Guest
May 18, 2019
I would lose weight, but I donโt like losing. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
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Ndoto
Guest
May 16, 2019
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ๐๐
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Mariam
Guest
May 12, 2019
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itโs a beautiful day. โ๏ธ๐
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
May 9, 2019
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
May 8, 2019
Whatโs a witchโs favorite subject in school? Spelling! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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Ali
Guest
May 5, 2019
My alone time is for everyoneโs safety. ๐ท๐
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Agnes Njeri
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Apr 29, 2019
๐ Iโm seriously crying over here!
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Daudi
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Apr 17, 2019
I always give 100% at workโ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... ๐
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Apr 11, 2019
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ๐๐