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What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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Short Answer: Fry-day! ๐ŸŸ

Explanation: The potato looks forward to every day of the week, except Friday, because that's when it knows it might end up as a tasty fry! ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿฅ”

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