Short Answer: "Hey buddy, let's tie the knot!"
Explanation: The joke here plays on the double meaning of "tie the knot." In one sense, it refers to the act of two strings coming together and being tied together. However, it also has a playful reference to the phrase "tying the knot" as a colloquial way of saying getting married. The personification of the strings adds a touch of whimsy to the joke. The use of the emoji adds a cheerful and humorous tone to the answer.
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on December 21, 2019
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Muslima (Guest) on December 13, 2019
I love you more than coffee, but please donโt make me prove it. โโค๏ธ
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on December 8, 2019
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐
James Kawawa (Guest) on November 30, 2019
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ๐๐ผ
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on November 29, 2019
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐คฃ๐
Kiza (Guest) on November 28, 2019
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! ๐งฆโณ
Tabu (Guest) on November 16, 2019
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
Shani (Guest) on November 12, 2019
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! ๐ ๐๏ธ
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on November 10, 2019
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐ผ๐ด
Mwajuma (Guest) on October 27, 2019
I canโt believe how funny this is! ๐
Kevin Maina (Guest) on October 26, 2019
Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! ๐ฒ๐
Biashara (Guest) on October 17, 2019
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. ๐ค๐คธโโ๏ธ
David Chacha (Guest) on October 10, 2019
I like long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on October 2, 2019
๐คฃ Brilliant joke!
Frank Macha (Guest) on October 1, 2019
Why donโt scientists trust stairs? Theyโre always leading you up to something! ๐งช๐ช
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on September 23, 2019
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ๐๐
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on September 23, 2019
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Henry Mollel (Guest) on September 22, 2019
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐ ๐
Hashim (Guest) on September 16, 2019
Iโve had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on September 16, 2019
The best part of going to work is coming back home. ๐ก๐ผ
Nassar (Guest) on September 12, 2019
If at first, you donโt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnโt for you. ๐ชโ
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on September 8, 2019
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereโs popcorn? ๐ฝ๐ฟ
Chum (Guest) on September 2, 2019
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐๐ช
Hamida (Guest) on August 23, 2019
Why donโt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on August 21, 2019
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! ๐ฑโฐ๏ธ
Mwanaisha (Guest) on August 12, 2019
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. ๐ฅถ๐ฐ
Mwanajuma (Guest) on August 7, 2019
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. ๐ ๐๏ธ
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on July 28, 2019
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ๐๐
Mustafa (Guest) on July 27, 2019
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! ๐ป๐บ
Aziza (Guest) on July 25, 2019
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐ก๐
Habiba (Guest) on July 20, 2019
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ๐๐ป
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on July 19, 2019
Iโm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐๏ธ๐
David Kawawa (Guest) on July 9, 2019
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. โค๏ธ๐
Raha (Guest) on July 7, 2019
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐๐
Maimuna (Guest) on July 4, 2019
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! ๐ฆ๐
Nassor (Guest) on July 4, 2019
Dieting is wishful shrinking. ๐ฉ๐
Amir (Guest) on June 24, 2019
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐ชฐ๐ถโโ๏ธ
Masika (Guest) on June 14, 2019
My brain has too many tabs open. ๐ป๐ง
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on June 12, 2019
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on June 11, 2019
๐คฃ Sending this now!
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on May 25, 2019
This joke is too funny, Iโm sharing it with everyone! ๐
Mzee (Guest) on May 23, 2019
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ๐๐ญ
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on May 21, 2019
๐ I needed that!
Husna (Guest) on May 19, 2019
๐คฃ This joke is too good!
Mzee (Guest) on May 19, 2019
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donโt have chairs! ๐๐ฅ
Baridi (Guest) on May 17, 2019
I donโt make mistakes. I date them. ๐๐
Salma (Guest) on May 15, 2019
Iโm not shy. Iโm holding back my awesomeness so I donโt intimidate you. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Violet Mumo (Guest) on April 25, 2019
I donโt suffer from insanityโI enjoy every minute of it. ๐คชโณ
Grace Mushi (Guest) on April 23, 2019
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iโll go on ahead! ๐ฉ๐โโ๏ธ
Salma (Guest) on April 19, 2019
When I said Iโd do it later, I didnโt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. ๐ ๐
Furaha (Guest) on April 8, 2019
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! ๐งน๐
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on April 3, 2019
๐ You got me good!
Arifa (Guest) on April 2, 2019
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! ๐ฟ๏ธ๐ฐ
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on March 30, 2019
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on March 26, 2019
๐ Iโm literally in stitches right now!
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on March 20, 2019
I donโt need a mood ring; I have a face. ๐๐ฌ
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on March 10, 2019
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโs not flying! โ๏ธ๐ฑ
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on March 7, 2019
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโre too young to smoke! ๐ ๐ญ
Furaha (Guest) on March 1, 2019
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐โ๏ธ
Mary Kendi (Guest) on February 25, 2019
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ