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Anna Kibwana
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Sep 18, 2019
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Sep 17, 2019
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Zulekha
Guest
Sep 17, 2019
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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George Mallya
Guest
Sep 12, 2019
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Sep 11, 2019
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Binti
Guest
Sep 4, 2019
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Sep 4, 2019
😄 You got me good!
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Sep 2, 2019
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Aug 31, 2019
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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John Mwangi
Guest
Aug 28, 2019
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Aug 26, 2019
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Aug 25, 2019
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Aug 19, 2019
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Jaffar
Guest
Aug 19, 2019
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Fatuma
Guest
Aug 17, 2019
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Nahida
Guest
Aug 8, 2019
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Athumani
Guest
Jul 29, 2019
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jul 29, 2019
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Azima
Guest
Jul 25, 2019
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Jul 16, 2019
😂 Gotta save this!
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Jul 16, 2019
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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James Kawawa
Guest
Jul 11, 2019
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jul 6, 2019
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Khamis
Guest
Jun 30, 2019
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Jun 30, 2019
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Khalifa
Guest
Jun 24, 2019
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Irene Makena
Guest
Jun 22, 2019
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Jun 18, 2019
😄 Nailed it!
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Arifa
Guest
Jun 15, 2019
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Neema
Guest
Jun 6, 2019
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Jun 2, 2019
😂 Sharing right away!
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John Mwangi
Guest
May 29, 2019
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
May 27, 2019
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
May 25, 2019
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Binti
Guest
May 22, 2019
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Amani
Guest
May 20, 2019
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Apr 26, 2019
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Apr 17, 2019
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Apr 16, 2019
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Apr 15, 2019
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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David Musyoka
Guest
Apr 14, 2019
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Apr 8, 2019
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Apr 6, 2019
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Jabir
Guest
Mar 28, 2019
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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James Kimani
Guest
Mar 10, 2019
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Mar 6, 2019
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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John Kamande
Guest
Feb 24, 2019
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Feb 18, 2019
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Zainab
Guest
Feb 10, 2019
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Tambwe
Guest
Jan 24, 2019
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Zulekha
Guest
Jan 21, 2019
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Jan 21, 2019
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jan 12, 2019
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Dec 31, 2018
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Dec 30, 2018
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Jafari
Guest
Dec 24, 2018
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Dec 12, 2018
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
