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Grace Majaliwa
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Dec 9, 2019
🤣 Pure genius!
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Benjamin Masanja
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Dec 7, 2019
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Elizabeth Mtei
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Nov 23, 2019
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Halima
Guest
Nov 22, 2019
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Nov 15, 2019
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Nov 14, 2019
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Oct 31, 2019
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Hamida
Guest
Oct 13, 2019
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Rehema
Guest
Oct 7, 2019
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Oct 3, 2019
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Ibrahim
Guest
Oct 2, 2019
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Binti
Guest
Oct 1, 2019
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Mustafa
Guest
Sep 16, 2019
😆 This one really got me!
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Sep 15, 2019
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Chiku
Guest
Sep 6, 2019
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Zulekha
Guest
Sep 3, 2019
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Stephen Kikwete
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Aug 24, 2019
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Fadhili
Guest
Aug 5, 2019
😂 I’m dying!
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James Kimani
Guest
Jul 28, 2019
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Jafari
Guest
Jul 28, 2019
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Furaha
Guest
Jul 26, 2019
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Jul 11, 2019
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Jul 7, 2019
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Fatuma
Guest
Jun 20, 2019
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Jun 16, 2019
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Warda
Guest
Jun 3, 2019
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
May 21, 2019
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Charles Mrope
Guest
May 16, 2019
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
May 13, 2019
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Mchawi
Guest
May 11, 2019
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Hassan
Guest
Apr 24, 2019
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Apr 19, 2019
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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James Mduma
Guest
Apr 15, 2019
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Ramadhan
Guest
Apr 14, 2019
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Nahida
Guest
Apr 5, 2019
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Sharifa
Guest
Apr 5, 2019
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Khalifa
Guest
Mar 17, 2019
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Salima
Guest
Mar 13, 2019
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Mar 2, 2019
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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John Malisa
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Feb 25, 2019
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Feb 14, 2019
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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David Chacha
Guest
Feb 13, 2019
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Feb 11, 2019
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Ndoto
Guest
Feb 10, 2019
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Ibrahim
Guest
Jan 19, 2019
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Jan 4, 2019
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Amani
Guest
Dec 29, 2018
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Sarafina
Guest
Dec 20, 2018
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Rashid
Guest
Dec 19, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Dec 17, 2018
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Faiza
Guest
Dec 12, 2018
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Dec 10, 2018
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Kijakazi
Guest
Dec 7, 2018
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Ann Awino
Guest
Dec 3, 2018
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Rehema
Guest
Nov 19, 2018
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Nassor
Guest
Nov 13, 2018
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
