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Tabu
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Aug 31, 2019
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Binti
Guest
Aug 29, 2019
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Edith Cherotich
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Aug 28, 2019
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Husna
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Aug 23, 2019
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Jamal
Guest
Aug 18, 2019
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Aug 15, 2019
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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David Kawawa
Guest
Aug 8, 2019
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Ann Wambui
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Aug 6, 2019
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Aug 5, 2019
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Jul 28, 2019
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Jul 27, 2019
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Rabia
Guest
Jul 22, 2019
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Rehema
Guest
Jul 22, 2019
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Jul 1, 2019
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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James Kimani
Guest
Jun 4, 2019
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
May 25, 2019
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Mwachumu
Guest
May 16, 2019
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
May 8, 2019
😂 So funny!
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Apr 30, 2019
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Ndoto
Guest
Apr 22, 2019
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Apr 19, 2019
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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James Mduma
Guest
Apr 18, 2019
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Apr 17, 2019
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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James Kawawa
Guest
Apr 13, 2019
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Apr 11, 2019
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Apr 6, 2019
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Mar 30, 2019
😅 I needed that!
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Wande
Guest
Mar 27, 2019
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Arifa
Guest
Mar 26, 2019
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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David Chacha
Guest
Mar 17, 2019
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Khadija
Guest
Mar 13, 2019
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Mar 12, 2019
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Peter Tibaijuka
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Mar 1, 2019
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Biashara
Guest
Feb 27, 2019
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Feb 26, 2019
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Sofia
Guest
Feb 16, 2019
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Mustafa
Guest
Feb 6, 2019
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Maida
Guest
Feb 6, 2019
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Makame
Guest
Jan 23, 2019
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Jan 20, 2019
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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David Sokoine
Guest
Jan 17, 2019
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Jan 13, 2019
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Husna
Guest
Jan 12, 2019
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Mohamed
Guest
Jan 10, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Jan 9, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Mashaka
Guest
Jan 9, 2019
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Masika
Guest
Jan 3, 2019
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Dec 29, 2018
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Khalifa
Guest
Dec 28, 2018
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Fadhila
Guest
Dec 17, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Dec 16, 2018
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Nashon
Guest
Dec 5, 2018
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Dec 2, 2018
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Tabu
Guest
Nov 29, 2018
😄 Nailed it!
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Mchuma
Guest
Nov 22, 2018
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Mwanais
Guest
Nov 4, 2018
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Baraka
Guest
Nov 4, 2018
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Ahmed
Guest
Nov 3, 2018
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Nov 2, 2018
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Oct 6, 2018
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
