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Mary Njeri
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Nov 28, 2019
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Nov 21, 2019
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Rahma
Guest
Nov 21, 2019
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Nov 7, 2019
😂 So funny!
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Nov 4, 2019
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Nov 3, 2019
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Kahina
Guest
Nov 3, 2019
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Oct 29, 2019
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Oct 27, 2019
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Oct 11, 2019
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Oct 4, 2019
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Oct 2, 2019
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Sep 27, 2019
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Mwanais
Guest
Sep 24, 2019
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Sep 19, 2019
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Sep 14, 2019
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Safiya
Guest
Sep 1, 2019
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Amir
Guest
Aug 24, 2019
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Shukuru
Guest
Aug 22, 2019
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Aug 8, 2019
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Aug 6, 2019
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Baridi
Guest
Aug 5, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Muslima
Guest
Jul 28, 2019
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Jul 21, 2019
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Jul 4, 2019
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jul 1, 2019
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Jun 26, 2019
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jun 18, 2019
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Jun 12, 2019
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Jun 6, 2019
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
May 30, 2019
😂 This is a keeper!
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
May 24, 2019
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Asha
Guest
May 18, 2019
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
May 15, 2019
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Apr 21, 2019
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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David Chacha
Guest
Apr 17, 2019
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Apr 14, 2019
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Apr 13, 2019
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Rukia
Guest
Apr 7, 2019
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Mgeni
Guest
Apr 7, 2019
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Habiba
Guest
Apr 7, 2019
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Mar 30, 2019
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Yusra
Guest
Mar 26, 2019
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Amani
Guest
Mar 24, 2019
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Salma
Guest
Mar 17, 2019
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Mar 8, 2019
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Mar 7, 2019
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Mwanais
Guest
Mar 5, 2019
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Mazrui
Guest
Feb 24, 2019
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Feb 13, 2019
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Jamal
Guest
Feb 12, 2019
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Feb 8, 2019
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Abubakari
Guest
Feb 8, 2019
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Abubakari
Guest
Jan 10, 2019
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Asha
Guest
Dec 24, 2018
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Dec 19, 2018
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Mjaka
Guest
Nov 23, 2018
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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David Musyoka
Guest
Nov 23, 2018
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Nov 14, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
