What do you call a fish with no eye? "Fsh!" ๐ ๐
Explanation: A fish with no eye would be called "Fsh" because it sounds like "fish" but without the "i" for eye. This play on words adds a humorous twist, making it a fun and light-hearted response. The fish emoji adds an extra touch of creativity and visual representation to the answer.
Monica Lissu (Guest) on July 24, 2019
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ๐๐ฌ
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on July 8, 2019
I hate when Iโm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐ถ
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on July 7, 2019
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! ๐
Daniel Obura (Guest) on June 22, 2019
Iโve learned so much from my mistakes, Iโm thinking of making a few more. ๐๐
Mjaka (Guest) on June 21, 2019
My life feels like a test I didnโt study for. ๐๐คฏ
Kassim (Guest) on June 6, 2019
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐๐
Nuru (Guest) on May 30, 2019
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. ๐ท๐
Jackson Makori (Guest) on May 29, 2019
๐ Iโm completely obsessed with this!
John Lissu (Guest) on May 3, 2019
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. โก๐
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on April 28, 2019
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ๐๐
Nassar (Guest) on April 26, 2019
I like long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on April 11, 2019
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐
Athumani (Guest) on April 8, 2019
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฃ
Kevin Maina (Guest) on April 7, 2019
๐คฃ Sharing this right now!
Hashim (Guest) on March 31, 2019
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ๐๐
Jackson Makori (Guest) on March 26, 2019
๐ You got me!
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on March 24, 2019
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐ซ
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on March 18, 2019
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐งฉ๐คฏ
Tabu (Guest) on February 26, 2019
I love my computer because my friends live in it. ๐ป๐
Janet Sumari (Guest) on February 21, 2019
Coffee: because adulting is hard. โ๐จโ๐ผ
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on February 21, 2019
I'm not lazy; Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
David Chacha (Guest) on February 20, 2019
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐ฅท๐
Shamim (Guest) on February 17, 2019
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iโll go on ahead! ๐ฉ๐โโ๏ธ
David Kawawa (Guest) on February 15, 2019
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! ๐ป๐ฌ
Salum (Guest) on February 4, 2019
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ๐๐คก
Muslima (Guest) on February 4, 2019
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Kijakazi (Guest) on January 29, 2019
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ๐๐ฅ
David Kawawa (Guest) on January 25, 2019
Why donโt skeletons play music in church? Because they donโt have organs! โช๐ถ
Mwanahawa (Guest) on January 22, 2019
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐จโโ๏ธ๐
Muslima (Guest) on January 10, 2019
Why donโt some fish play piano? Because you canโt tuna fish! ๐๐น
Chum (Guest) on January 5, 2019
I can resist anything except temptation. ๐๐
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on January 2, 2019
๐ Nailed it!
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on January 1, 2019
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ถ
James Malima (Guest) on December 29, 2018
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Mariam (Guest) on December 17, 2018
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐โ๏ธ
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on December 9, 2018
Itโs okay if you donโt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ๐๐
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on December 3, 2018
Life is too short to wear boring socks. ๐งฆ๐
Irene Akoth (Guest) on December 1, 2018
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ๐๐
Ann Awino (Guest) on November 29, 2018
Dear sleep, Iโm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! ๐ด๐
John Mushi (Guest) on November 24, 2018
Iโm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iโve lost two days. ๐ธ๐
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on November 24, 2018
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! ๐ฐ
Habiba (Guest) on November 11, 2018
๐ Iโm literally in stitches right now!
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on November 9, 2018
๐ This just made my day!
Mwalimu (Guest) on November 7, 2018
Iโm not shy. Iโm holding back my awesomeness so I donโt intimidate you. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
James Malima (Guest) on November 6, 2018
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Victor Kamau (Guest) on November 2, 2018
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! ๐ฆ๐ฅ
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on November 1, 2018
Whatโs Beethovenโs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! ๐น๐
Biashara (Guest) on October 31, 2018
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐๐ฌ
Abubakar (Guest) on October 27, 2018
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ๐๐
Sarah Karani (Guest) on October 26, 2018
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! ๐โฐ
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on October 12, 2018
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ด
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on October 7, 2018
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐
Patrick Akech (Guest) on September 29, 2018
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ๐ญ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ
Daniel Obura (Guest) on September 26, 2018
Iโm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itโs impossible to put down! ๐๐
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on September 26, 2018
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Fatuma (Guest) on September 20, 2018
If Cinderellaโs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? ๐ ๐ค
John Kamande (Guest) on September 16, 2018
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! โฐ
Nyota (Guest) on September 16, 2018
๐ You got me good!
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 12, 2018
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. ๐ง๐ฅ
George Mallya (Guest) on September 10, 2018
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ๐๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ