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Monica Nyalandu
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Nov 19, 2019
Running is great. Unless you faint. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅต
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Baraka
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Nov 15, 2019
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! ๐โธ๏ธ
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Saidi
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Nov 13, 2019
๐ I havenโt laughed this hard in a while!
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Nov 9, 2019
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! ๐คง๐
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Athumani
Guest
Nov 4, 2019
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐ฆ๐ฉ
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Nov 3, 2019
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ๐๐
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Rubea
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Nov 2, 2019
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! ๐
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Nov 2, 2019
๐ Nailed it!
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Zawadi
Guest
Nov 1, 2019
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? โฒ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
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Raha
Guest
Oct 25, 2019
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donโt work! ๐๐
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Oct 19, 2019
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ๐๐ฅ
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Jamal
Guest
Oct 16, 2019
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iโll go on ahead! ๐ฉ๐โโ๏ธ
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Kheri
Guest
Oct 14, 2019
Iโm definitely sharing this with my friends! ๐
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Muslima
Guest
Oct 14, 2019
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐๏ธ
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Husna
Guest
Oct 11, 2019
I havenโt lost my mind. Itโs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. ๐พ๐คฏ
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Oct 10, 2019
Whatโs a snakeโs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ๐๐
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Oct 3, 2019
๐ So funny!
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Sep 29, 2019
๐ Totally didnโt see that coming!
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Nahida
Guest
Sep 16, 2019
Whatโs brown and sticky? A stick! ๐ฟ๐
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Sep 1, 2019
Love this! Keep them coming! ๐
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Saidi
Guest
Aug 27, 2019
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! ๐คฃ
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Aug 26, 2019
Why donโt scientists trust stairs? Theyโre always leading you up to something! ๐งช๐ช
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Ramadhan
Guest
Aug 23, 2019
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
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Sumaya
Guest
Aug 21, 2019
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ๐๐
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Aug 20, 2019
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐ธ๐๏ธ
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Jamila
Guest
Aug 13, 2019
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฎโ๐จ
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Aug 7, 2019
๐คฃ This one got me good!
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Ramadhan
Guest
Aug 4, 2019
Why donโt oysters donate to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐ฐ
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Ibrahim
Guest
Jul 30, 2019
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Jul 25, 2019
I donโt make mistakes. I date them. ๐๐
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Jul 18, 2019
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. ๐ฉณ๐
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jul 7, 2019
๐ This one really got me!
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Jun 28, 2019
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Jun 22, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
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Mjaka
Guest
Jun 21, 2019
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ๐๐ค
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Salum
Guest
Jun 15, 2019
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! โฑ๏ธ๐
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
May 30, 2019
Why donโt koalas make great detectives? Theyโre terrible at following koal-ifications! ๐จ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
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Baridi
Guest
May 23, 2019
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canโt fit them in their trunks! ๐๐ฑ
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Aziza
Guest
May 18, 2019
๐ This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Omar
Guest
May 13, 2019
Why donโt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐๐
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
May 13, 2019
๐คฃ That twist at the end, though!
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Majid
Guest
May 10, 2019
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnโt handle the power struggle! ๐ฑ๐
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
May 4, 2019
Iโm not saying Iโm Batman, but youโve never seen us in the same room together. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ฆ
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Shukuru
Guest
May 4, 2019
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. ๐ด๐๏ธ
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Zakia
Guest
May 1, 2019
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐ท๐
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Apr 19, 2019
Iโm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐๏ธ๐
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Apr 17, 2019
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐๐
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Apr 8, 2019
Iโm definitely telling this one to my friends! ๐
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Omar
Guest
Apr 8, 2019
I'd agree with you, but then weโd both be wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Mar 30, 2019
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
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Chris Okello
Guest
Mar 22, 2019
๐ Perfect joke!
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Mar 7, 2019
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! โฝ๐ง
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Amani
Guest
Mar 2, 2019
You know youโre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ๐๏ธ๐
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Feb 25, 2019
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐โ๏ธ
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Zuhura
Guest
Feb 23, 2019
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! ๐ฅ๏ธ๐ค
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Latifa
Guest
Feb 19, 2019
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
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Frank Macha
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Feb 12, 2019
๐ Laughing so hard right now!
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Feb 8, 2019
Donโt make me adult today. ๐ฌ๐งธ
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Zakaria
Guest
Jan 24, 2019
I donโt care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iโm just glad itโs not a shot glass. ๐ฅ๐น
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Thomas Mwakalindile
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Jan 23, 2019
How do trees access the internet? They log in! ๐ฒ๐ป