What do you call a shoe made from a banana? A peelin' heel! ๐๐
Explanation: This answer plays on the words "peelin'" (as in peeling a banana) and "heel" (the back part of a shoe). By combining the two, we create the funny term "peelin' heel" to describe a shoe made from a banana. The use of the banana emoji adds a playful touch to the humor.
Mwagonda (Guest) on December 25, 2019
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! ๐๐ชฎ
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on December 18, 2019
๐ Rolling on the floor!
Kazija (Guest) on December 14, 2019
I like long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Ibrahim (Guest) on December 13, 2019
Why donโt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? ๐ฑ๐ฐ
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on December 12, 2019
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Moses Mwita (Guest) on December 8, 2019
๐ This is gold!
Aziza (Guest) on November 30, 2019
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโt look, Iโm changing! ๐ฆ๐
Joy Wacera (Guest) on November 14, 2019
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ๐๐ฐ
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on November 11, 2019
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐ท๐
Nancy Komba (Guest) on November 1, 2019
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. โค๏ธ๐
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on October 10, 2019
I donโt procrastinate; I reschedule. ๐๏ธ๐
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on October 1, 2019
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ๐๐คก
Mashaka (Guest) on September 27, 2019
Whatโs a witchโs favorite subject in school? Spelling! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Anna Sumari (Guest) on September 21, 2019
If at first, you donโt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnโt for you. ๐ชโ
Maneno (Guest) on September 15, 2019
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernโฆ ๐งโโ๏ธโ๏ธ
Warda (Guest) on September 15, 2019
Sometimes I drink waterโjust to surprise my liver. ๐ฅค๐
Nasra (Guest) on September 9, 2019
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! ๐คฃ
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on September 6, 2019
๐ Perfect joke!
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on August 29, 2019
Iโm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ๐๐ฌ
David Nyerere (Guest) on August 15, 2019
๐ Added to my favorites!
Amina (Guest) on August 13, 2019
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. ๐ก๐งผ
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on August 6, 2019
Money canโt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ๐๐ธ
Anna Sumari (Guest) on August 5, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. ๐ฆ๐ธ
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on July 19, 2019
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐๐จโ๐ผ
Nahida (Guest) on July 14, 2019
I'm not lazy; Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Omar (Guest) on July 13, 2019
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereโs popcorn? ๐ฝ๐ฟ
Fatuma (Guest) on July 8, 2019
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ๐๐
Masika (Guest) on July 7, 2019
๐ Iโm bookmarking this for later!
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on July 3, 2019
๐คฃ Sending this now!
James Kimani (Guest) on June 24, 2019
Iโm on a 24-hour coffee break. โโณ
Sofia (Guest) on June 23, 2019
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง ๐ง
Sarafina (Guest) on May 29, 2019
Just what I needed today! Thank you! ๐
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on May 28, 2019
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! ๐ธ๐ป
Nahida (Guest) on May 26, 2019
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ๐๐ด
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on May 14, 2019
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. ๐ผ๐คฃ
Sarafina (Guest) on May 14, 2019
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐คจ
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on May 6, 2019
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! ๐ฑโฐ๏ธ
Habiba (Guest) on May 3, 2019
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite letter? You think itโs R, but it be the C! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on April 22, 2019
Love this! Keep them coming! ๐
Michael Mboya (Guest) on April 11, 2019
๐ This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Mwanaidi (Guest) on April 5, 2019
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค๐ฌ
John Lissu (Guest) on March 30, 2019
Iโm not weird, Iโm limited edition. ๐ฆ๐
Mwalimu (Guest) on March 15, 2019
Whatโs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! ๐ฉ๐ค
Nyota (Guest) on March 14, 2019
Iโm definitely sharing this with my friends! ๐
Nyota (Guest) on March 12, 2019
Iโve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Jackson Makori (Guest) on March 6, 2019
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธโค๏ธ
Charles Mchome (Guest) on March 4, 2019
This joke is too funny, Iโm sharing it with everyone! ๐
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on March 3, 2019
I love long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on February 28, 2019
๐ Sharing right away!
Charles Wafula (Guest) on February 28, 2019
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. ๐ฆฉ๐
Warda (Guest) on February 21, 2019
๐ Iโm seriously crying over here!
Mhina (Guest) on February 15, 2019
๐ Definitely my new go-to joke!
Irene Akoth (Guest) on February 10, 2019
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donโt have chairs! ๐๐ฅ
Shamim (Guest) on January 29, 2019
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. โ๏ธ๐ฐ
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on January 16, 2019
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! ๐ฅ๐ก
Monica Lissu (Guest) on January 15, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ๐ญ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on January 5, 2019
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Susan Wangari (Guest) on January 4, 2019
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ๐๐
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on December 23, 2018
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ๐ช
Alice Mrema (Guest) on December 23, 2018
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! ๐งฑ๐