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Mwagonda
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Dec 25, 2019
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Dec 18, 2019
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Kazija
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Dec 14, 2019
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Ibrahim
Guest
Dec 13, 2019
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Lydia Mahiga
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Dec 12, 2019
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Dec 8, 2019
😁 This is gold!
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Aziza
Guest
Nov 30, 2019
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Nov 14, 2019
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Nov 11, 2019
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Nov 1, 2019
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Oct 10, 2019
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Oct 1, 2019
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Mashaka
Guest
Sep 27, 2019
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Sep 21, 2019
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Maneno
Guest
Sep 15, 2019
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Warda
Guest
Sep 15, 2019
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Nasra
Guest
Sep 9, 2019
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Sep 6, 2019
😄 Perfect joke!
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Aug 29, 2019
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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David Nyerere
Guest
Aug 15, 2019
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Amina
Guest
Aug 13, 2019
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Aug 6, 2019
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Aug 5, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Jul 19, 2019
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Nahida
Guest
Jul 14, 2019
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Omar
Guest
Jul 13, 2019
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Fatuma
Guest
Jul 8, 2019
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Masika
Guest
Jul 7, 2019
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Jul 3, 2019
🤣 Sending this now!
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James Kimani
Guest
Jun 24, 2019
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Sofia
Guest
Jun 23, 2019
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Sarafina
Guest
May 29, 2019
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
May 28, 2019
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Nahida
Guest
May 26, 2019
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
May 14, 2019
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Sarafina
Guest
May 14, 2019
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
May 6, 2019
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Habiba
Guest
May 3, 2019
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Apr 22, 2019
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Apr 11, 2019
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Apr 5, 2019
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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John Lissu
Guest
Mar 30, 2019
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Mwalimu
Guest
Mar 15, 2019
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Nyota
Guest
Mar 14, 2019
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Nyota
Guest
Mar 12, 2019
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Mar 6, 2019
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Mar 4, 2019
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Mar 3, 2019
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Feb 28, 2019
😂 Sharing right away!
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Feb 28, 2019
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Warda
Guest
Feb 21, 2019
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Mhina
Guest
Feb 15, 2019
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Feb 10, 2019
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Shamim
Guest
Jan 29, 2019
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Jan 16, 2019
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Jan 15, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Jan 5, 2019
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Jan 4, 2019
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Dec 23, 2018
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Dec 23, 2018
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
