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Kazija
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Oct 6, 2019
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Majid
Guest
Oct 5, 2019
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Peter Mugendi
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Oct 5, 2019
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Shabani
Guest
Oct 4, 2019
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Stephen Kikwete
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Oct 1, 2019
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Lydia Wanyama
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Sep 8, 2019
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Simon Kiprono
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Aug 26, 2019
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Paul Kamau
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Aug 15, 2019
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Patrick Mutua
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Aug 6, 2019
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Mwanais
Guest
Aug 5, 2019
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Tambwe
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Jul 28, 2019
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Samson Mahiga
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Jul 20, 2019
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Thomas Mtaki
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Jul 16, 2019
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Mwajuma
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Jun 29, 2019
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Fredrick Mutiso
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Jun 26, 2019
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Jun 24, 2019
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Lucy Mahiga
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Jun 22, 2019
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Ann Wambui
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Jun 20, 2019
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Amani
Guest
Jun 15, 2019
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Irene Makena
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Jun 14, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Rose Amukowa
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Jun 1, 2019
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Benjamin Masanja
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May 29, 2019
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Kheri
Guest
May 20, 2019
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Rubea
Guest
May 16, 2019
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
May 10, 2019
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Hamida
Guest
May 5, 2019
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Esther Cheruiyot
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Apr 26, 2019
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Apr 24, 2019
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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David Nyerere
Guest
Apr 14, 2019
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Fikiri
Guest
Apr 13, 2019
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Masika
Guest
Mar 31, 2019
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Fatuma
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Mar 17, 2019
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Stephen Malecela
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Feb 26, 2019
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Muslima
Guest
Feb 25, 2019
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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James Kawawa
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Feb 17, 2019
😆 This one really got me!
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Victor Malima
Guest
Feb 12, 2019
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Mohamed
Guest
Feb 10, 2019
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Nashon
Guest
Jan 26, 2019
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Binti
Guest
Jan 22, 2019
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Nuru
Guest
Jan 12, 2019
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Jan 8, 2019
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Stephen Amollo
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Jan 5, 2019
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Vincent Mwangangi
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Jan 1, 2019
😆 Still cracking up!
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Habiba
Guest
Dec 23, 2018
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Dec 16, 2018
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Farida
Guest
Dec 14, 2018
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Dec 12, 2018
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Dec 7, 2018
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Dec 3, 2018
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Nov 30, 2018
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Shani
Guest
Nov 17, 2018
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Abdullah
Guest
Nov 6, 2018
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Nasra
Guest
Oct 13, 2018
😆 Saving this one!
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Oct 13, 2018
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Oct 6, 2018
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Sekela
Guest
Oct 3, 2018
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Sep 29, 2018
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Daudi
Guest
Sep 27, 2018
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Omari
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Sep 19, 2018
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
