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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Feb 17, 2020
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Maida
Guest
Feb 12, 2020
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Halima
Guest
Feb 7, 2020
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jan 23, 2020
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Jan 19, 2020
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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David Chacha
Guest
Jan 13, 2020
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Jan 13, 2020
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Jan 9, 2020
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Arifa
Guest
Jan 4, 2020
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Dec 25, 2019
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Amani
Guest
Dec 18, 2019
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Nassor
Guest
Dec 17, 2019
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Dec 11, 2019
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Dec 8, 2019
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Nov 20, 2019
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Nov 20, 2019
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Hashim
Guest
Nov 19, 2019
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Nov 19, 2019
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Nov 14, 2019
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Sekela
Guest
Nov 14, 2019
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Zuhura
Guest
Nov 10, 2019
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Nov 6, 2019
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Hawa
Guest
Oct 30, 2019
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Oct 28, 2019
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Shukuru
Guest
Oct 22, 2019
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Zakia
Guest
Oct 12, 2019
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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James Kawawa
Guest
Oct 5, 2019
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Mchawi
Guest
Sep 16, 2019
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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James Kimani
Guest
Sep 15, 2019
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Sep 15, 2019
😄 You got me!
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Baridi
Guest
Sep 13, 2019
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Sep 2, 2019
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Mchuma
Guest
Aug 27, 2019
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Robert Okello
Guest
Aug 22, 2019
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Aug 21, 2019
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Aug 16, 2019
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Aug 11, 2019
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Aug 2, 2019
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Jul 29, 2019
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Jul 28, 2019
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Jul 26, 2019
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Josephine
Guest
Jul 24, 2019
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Jul 24, 2019
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Jul 22, 2019
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Jul 20, 2019
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Ramadhan
Guest
Jul 16, 2019
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jul 15, 2019
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Jul 15, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jul 12, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Jul 9, 2019
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Jul 8, 2019
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Selemani
Guest
Jul 7, 2019
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Jul 5, 2019
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Nyota
Guest
Jul 2, 2019
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Jafari
Guest
Jun 30, 2019
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Jun 29, 2019
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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James Kimani
Guest
Jun 26, 2019
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Sumaya
Guest
Jun 25, 2019
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Grace Minja
Guest
Jun 15, 2019
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Ramadhan
Guest
Jun 11, 2019
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
