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Elizabeth Mrema
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Jan 25, 2020
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Chris Okello
Guest
Jan 22, 2020
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jan 11, 2020
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Rahim
Guest
Jan 6, 2020
Thanks Ackyshine
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Dec 9, 2019
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Dec 7, 2019
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Fadhila
Guest
Dec 7, 2019
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Chris Okello
Guest
Nov 27, 2019
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Nov 23, 2019
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Juma
Guest
Nov 21, 2019
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Nov 21, 2019
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Nov 11, 2019
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Nov 6, 2019
😆 Still cracking up!
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Nov 1, 2019
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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David Ochieng
Guest
Nov 1, 2019
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Abdullah
Guest
Oct 31, 2019
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Nasra
Guest
Oct 25, 2019
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Oct 19, 2019
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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George Tenga
Guest
Oct 9, 2019
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Oct 5, 2019
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Oct 2, 2019
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Sep 5, 2019
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Nashon
Guest
Sep 2, 2019
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Aug 30, 2019
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Omar
Guest
Aug 28, 2019
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Fadhili
Guest
Aug 28, 2019
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Aug 21, 2019
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Aug 21, 2019
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Anna Malela
Guest
Aug 17, 2019
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Bahati
Guest
Aug 17, 2019
😁 This just made my day!
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Aug 15, 2019
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jul 31, 2019
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Halimah
Guest
Jul 26, 2019
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Jul 21, 2019
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Jul 17, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Yusuf
Guest
Jul 16, 2019
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Jul 15, 2019
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Sumaya
Guest
Jul 15, 2019
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Jul 12, 2019
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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David Ochieng
Guest
Jul 1, 2019
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Jun 26, 2019
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Jun 10, 2019
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Mwajuma
Guest
May 10, 2019
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Sultan
Guest
May 8, 2019
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Apr 13, 2019
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Mwajuma
Guest
Apr 6, 2019
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Leila
Guest
Apr 2, 2019
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Feb 25, 2019
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Shamsa
Guest
Feb 24, 2019
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Feb 24, 2019
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Halimah
Guest
Feb 21, 2019
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Feb 16, 2019
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Abdullah
Guest
Feb 13, 2019
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Jan 31, 2019
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Dec 28, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Nashon
Guest
Dec 28, 2018
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Kassim
Guest
Dec 20, 2018
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Bakari
Guest
Dec 14, 2018
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Yahya
Guest
Dec 13, 2018
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
