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Arifa
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Apr 11, 2020
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Rehema
Guest
Apr 10, 2020
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Apr 9, 2020
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Halimah
Guest
Apr 5, 2020
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Apr 5, 2020
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Apr 5, 2020
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Apr 3, 2020
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Kassim
Guest
Mar 27, 2020
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Khalifa
Guest
Mar 26, 2020
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Mar 20, 2020
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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James Mduma
Guest
Mar 20, 2020
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Mustafa
Guest
Mar 16, 2020
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Baraka
Guest
Mar 8, 2020
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Fadhili
Guest
Mar 6, 2020
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Mar 6, 2020
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Biashara
Guest
Mar 4, 2020
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Fadhila
Guest
Mar 1, 2020
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Feb 20, 2020
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Feb 18, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Yusuf
Guest
Feb 14, 2020
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Feb 9, 2020
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Rukia
Guest
Feb 1, 2020
😄 Nailed it!
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Jan 30, 2020
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Warda
Guest
Jan 28, 2020
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Jan 19, 2020
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Chum
Guest
Jan 16, 2020
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Zulekha
Guest
Dec 30, 2019
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Juma
Guest
Dec 24, 2019
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Dec 11, 2019
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Mwajabu
Guest
Dec 8, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Nov 25, 2019
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Issa
Guest
Nov 14, 2019
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Grace Minja
Guest
Nov 13, 2019
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Oct 31, 2019
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Oct 28, 2019
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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John Lissu
Guest
Oct 19, 2019
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Robert Okello
Guest
Oct 16, 2019
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Oct 14, 2019
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Oct 14, 2019
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Oct 13, 2019
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Mwajuma
Guest
Oct 8, 2019
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Oct 7, 2019
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Husna
Guest
Oct 1, 2019
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Omari
Guest
Sep 18, 2019
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Sep 16, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Sep 2, 2019
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Furaha
Guest
Aug 27, 2019
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Raha
Guest
Aug 23, 2019
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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George Tenga
Guest
Aug 23, 2019
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Aug 3, 2019
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Aug 3, 2019
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Abdillah
Guest
Aug 1, 2019
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jul 21, 2019
😄 Perfect joke!
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Jabir
Guest
Jul 18, 2019
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Jul 14, 2019
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Khadija
Guest
Jun 26, 2019
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Khalifa
Guest
Jun 16, 2019
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Nyota
Guest
Jun 13, 2019
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Jun 11, 2019
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
