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Catherine Naliaka
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Jan 9, 2020
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. ๐ต๐ถโโ๏ธ
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Joseph Njoroge
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Jan 2, 2020
๐ Sharing right away!
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Makame
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Jan 1, 2020
Why donโt skeletons go to scary movies? They donโt have the guts! ๐๐ฌ
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Hashim
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Dec 13, 2019
Iโve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ถ
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Kevin Maina
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Dec 1, 2019
Why donโt skeletons play music in church? Because they donโt have organs! โช๐ถ
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David Kawawa
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Nov 28, 2019
๐คฃ That twist at the end, though!
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Fadhila
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Nov 26, 2019
Whatโs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! ๐ฉ๐ค
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Shukuru
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Nov 21, 2019
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! โ๐งโโ๏ธ
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Rose Waithera
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Nov 20, 2019
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. ๐ฑ๐ผ
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Mchuma
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Nov 16, 2019
My life feels like a test I didnโt study for. ๐๐คฏ
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Victor Mwalimu
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Nov 13, 2019
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐๏ธ๐ง
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Fredrick Mutiso
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Oct 31, 2019
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐๐ฅ
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Amir
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Oct 26, 2019
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? โฒ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
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Daudi
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Oct 23, 2019
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! ๐ผ๏ธ๐จ
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Moses Kipkemboi
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Oct 23, 2019
Calories donโt count if you eat with friends. ๐ฐ๐ฏโโ๏ธ
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Joseph Kawawa
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Oct 15, 2019
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
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George Mallya
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Oct 12, 2019
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. ๐ฐ๐คฃ
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Joy Wacera
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Sep 30, 2019
Iโm not bossy, Iโm the boss. Big difference. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
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Fatuma
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Sep 22, 2019
You know youโre an adult when you get excited about things like โcleaning supplies.โ ๐งผ๐
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Ali
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Sep 3, 2019
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! ๐ฐ๐๏ธ
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Moses Mwita
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Sep 1, 2019
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! ๐โค๏ธ
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Zakaria
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Aug 15, 2019
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ๐๐ณ
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Mwachumu
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Aug 10, 2019
Iโm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iโve lost two days. ๐ธ๐
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Rose Lowassa
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Aug 9, 2019
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐๐
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Janet Mbithe
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Aug 4, 2019
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
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Dorothy Majaliwa
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Jul 16, 2019
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐
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Sarah Karani
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Jul 12, 2019
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! ๐๐ชฎ
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Mchawi
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Jun 26, 2019
I love sleep because itโs like a time machine to breakfast. ๐๏ธ๐ฅ
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Peter Tibaijuka
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Jun 24, 2019
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ๐๐
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Linda Karimi
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Jun 23, 2019
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ๐๐
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Peter Otieno
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Jun 22, 2019
Iโd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ๐๐ค
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Nancy Kabura
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Jun 17, 2019
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐๐ฆ
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Hekima
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Jun 15, 2019
The road to success is always under construction. ๐ง๐๏ธ
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Monica Adhiambo
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Jun 10, 2019
Iโm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐๐ง
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Carol Nyakio
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Jun 1, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ช
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Samuel Were
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May 29, 2019
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ๐๐งโโ๏ธ
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Janet Mwikali
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May 27, 2019
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! ๐ธ๐ก
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Rose Kiwanga
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May 25, 2019
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? ๐ซโ
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Emily Chepngeno
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May 18, 2019
Iโd rather be someoneโs shot of whiskey than everyoneโs cup of tea. ๐ฅโ
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Miriam Mchome
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May 16, 2019
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐๐จโ๐ผ
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Janet Sumari
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May 11, 2019
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ๐๐
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Nora Lowassa
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May 8, 2019
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. ๐ค๐คธโโ๏ธ
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Abdillah
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May 8, 2019
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐จโโ๏ธ๐
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Ann Wambui
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May 7, 2019
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! ๐ฅ๐ฅ
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Robert Ndunguru
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May 4, 2019
What do you call a boomerang that doesnโt come back? A stick! ๐ช๐ฟ
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Elizabeth Malima
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May 3, 2019
๐คฃ That punchline was unexpected!
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John Mwangi
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May 2, 2019
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ๐๐คฃ
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Alice Wanjiru
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Apr 23, 2019
๐ Still cracking up!
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Benjamin Kibicho
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Apr 23, 2019
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ๐๐ป
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Mwanais
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Apr 22, 2019
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
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Samson Tibaijuka
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Apr 21, 2019
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. ๐ป๐๏ธ
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Agnes Njeri
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Apr 17, 2019
๐ Canโt wait to share this!
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Chum
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Mar 19, 2019
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ๐๐
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David Nyerere
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Mar 19, 2019
๐ Iโm definitely stealing this one!
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David Ochieng
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Mar 14, 2019
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ๐๐บ
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Lydia Mahiga
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Mar 14, 2019
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts. ๐๐ฅ
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Edward Lowassa
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Mar 12, 2019
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
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Faiza
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Mar 10, 2019
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ๐๐ญ
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Selemani
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Mar 9, 2019
๐ Totally hilarious!
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John Lissu
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Mar 9, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ