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Peter Mwambui
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Feb 27, 2020
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Shukuru
Guest
Feb 26, 2020
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Feb 21, 2020
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Feb 16, 2020
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Feb 14, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Feb 10, 2020
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Ann Awino
Guest
Feb 8, 2020
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Feb 2, 2020
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Latifa
Guest
Feb 1, 2020
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Jan 25, 2020
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Zakia
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Jan 24, 2020
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Jan 18, 2020
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Jan 10, 2020
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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David Ochieng
Guest
Dec 31, 2019
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Rehema
Guest
Dec 22, 2019
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Dec 19, 2019
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Baridi
Guest
Dec 8, 2019
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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John Kamande
Guest
Nov 30, 2019
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Nov 28, 2019
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Aziza
Guest
Nov 28, 2019
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Azima
Guest
Nov 27, 2019
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Nov 19, 2019
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Mhina
Guest
Nov 8, 2019
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Oct 29, 2019
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Oct 25, 2019
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Maulid
Guest
Oct 21, 2019
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Sumaya
Guest
Sep 28, 2019
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Sep 24, 2019
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Sep 20, 2019
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Sep 18, 2019
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Sep 16, 2019
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Bakari
Guest
Sep 15, 2019
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Yahya
Guest
Sep 12, 2019
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Josephine
Guest
Sep 11, 2019
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Sep 10, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Majid
Guest
Sep 8, 2019
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Mohamed
Guest
Aug 28, 2019
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Aug 19, 2019
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Aug 16, 2019
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Masika
Guest
Aug 7, 2019
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Aug 1, 2019
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Jul 20, 2019
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Jul 12, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Abubakari
Guest
Jun 25, 2019
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Hamida
Guest
Jun 17, 2019
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Shukuru
Guest
Jun 8, 2019
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Jafari
Guest
May 18, 2019
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Apr 26, 2019
😂 I’m dying!
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Rahim
Guest
Apr 26, 2019
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Abubakari
Guest
Apr 21, 2019
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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David Kawawa
Guest
Apr 20, 2019
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Masika
Guest
Apr 12, 2019
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Apr 9, 2019
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Mar 27, 2019
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Bahati
Guest
Mar 12, 2019
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Mar 6, 2019
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Mar 5, 2019
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Feb 27, 2019
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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David Ochieng
Guest
Feb 19, 2019
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
