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Esther Nyambura
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Aug 17, 2019
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Sarah Karani
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Aug 12, 2019
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Sekela
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Aug 8, 2019
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Jul 31, 2019
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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George Ndungu
Guest
Jul 30, 2019
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Zawadi
Guest
Jul 26, 2019
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Samuel Were
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Jul 24, 2019
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Hassan
Guest
Jul 22, 2019
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Betty Kimaro
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Jul 12, 2019
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Stephen Malecela
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Jul 8, 2019
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Hashim
Guest
Jul 5, 2019
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Chiku
Guest
Jun 30, 2019
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jun 23, 2019
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Maulid
Guest
Jun 2, 2019
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jun 2, 2019
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Halima
Guest
May 30, 2019
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Charles Wafula
Guest
May 17, 2019
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Rahma
Guest
May 16, 2019
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Victor Malima
Guest
May 14, 2019
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Mzee
Guest
May 12, 2019
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
May 11, 2019
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Sekela
Guest
May 11, 2019
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Lydia Mahiga
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May 9, 2019
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
May 1, 2019
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Apr 20, 2019
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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George Mallya
Guest
Apr 5, 2019
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Athumani
Guest
Apr 1, 2019
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Mar 31, 2019
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Mar 19, 2019
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Mar 17, 2019
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Feb 28, 2019
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Mwachumu
Guest
Feb 10, 2019
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Abubakari
Guest
Feb 2, 2019
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Omar
Guest
Jan 24, 2019
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Amir
Guest
Jan 24, 2019
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Kheri
Guest
Jan 24, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Mgeni
Guest
Jan 23, 2019
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Jan 19, 2019
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Jan 18, 2019
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jan 14, 2019
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Ndoto
Guest
Jan 12, 2019
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Asha
Guest
Jan 12, 2019
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Samuel Omondi
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Dec 29, 2018
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Dec 18, 2018
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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David Musyoka
Guest
Dec 14, 2018
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Maneno
Guest
Dec 5, 2018
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Dec 4, 2018
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Daudi
Guest
Dec 4, 2018
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Mwinyi
Guest
Dec 3, 2018
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Mary Kidata
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Nov 26, 2018
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Nov 22, 2018
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Hawa
Guest
Nov 18, 2018
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Abubakar
Guest
Nov 17, 2018
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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George Wanjala
Guest
Nov 16, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Nov 2, 2018
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Oct 31, 2018
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Oct 19, 2018
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Raha
Guest
Oct 10, 2018
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Oct 3, 2018
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Sep 23, 2018
😂 I’m saving this one!
