👥
Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Dec 24, 2019
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
👥
Mtumwa
Guest
Dec 16, 2019
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
👥
Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Dec 10, 2019
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
👥
Issa
Guest
Dec 10, 2019
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
👥
Bakari
Guest
Dec 6, 2019
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
👥
Biashara
Guest
Nov 22, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
👥
Anna Kibwana
Guest
Nov 16, 2019
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
👥
Michael Mboya
Guest
Nov 12, 2019
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
👥
Amir
Guest
Nov 11, 2019
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
👥
Sarah Mbise
Guest
Nov 10, 2019
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
👥
Halima
Guest
Nov 8, 2019
🤣 Pure genius!
👥
Amir
Guest
Oct 22, 2019
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
👥
Anna Sumari
Guest
Oct 20, 2019
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
👥
Betty Akinyi
Guest
Oct 7, 2019
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
👥
Sultan
Guest
Oct 2, 2019
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
👥
Hekima
Guest
Sep 28, 2019
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
👥
Mchuma
Guest
Sep 22, 2019
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
👥
Richard Mulwa
Guest
Sep 12, 2019
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
👥
Miriam Mchome
Guest
Aug 22, 2019
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
👥
Zubeida
Guest
Aug 22, 2019
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
👥
Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Jul 31, 2019
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
👥
Khamis
Guest
Jul 12, 2019
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
👥
John Lissu
Guest
Jul 10, 2019
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
👥
Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Jun 29, 2019
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
👥
Nancy Akumu
Guest
Jun 23, 2019
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
👥
Mary Mrope
Guest
Jun 9, 2019
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
👥
Amani
Guest
May 29, 2019
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
👥
John Kamande
Guest
May 27, 2019
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
👥
Janet Sumaye
Guest
May 22, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
👥
Jane Malecela
Guest
May 19, 2019
😄 Perfect joke!
👥
Edward Lowassa
Guest
May 16, 2019
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
👥
Mashaka
Guest
May 7, 2019
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
👥
Wilson Ombati
Guest
May 4, 2019
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
👥
Mzee
Guest
Apr 24, 2019
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
👥
Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Apr 10, 2019
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
👥
Mary Mrope
Guest
Apr 8, 2019
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
👥
Binti
Guest
Apr 3, 2019
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
👥
Mgeni
Guest
Mar 30, 2019
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
👥
Raphael Okoth
Guest
Mar 27, 2019
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
👥
Salum
Guest
Mar 23, 2019
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
👥
Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Mar 18, 2019
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
👥
Joyce Aoko
Guest
Mar 15, 2019
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
👥
Tabu
Guest
Mar 12, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
👥
Alice Mrema
Guest
Mar 4, 2019
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
👥
Baridi
Guest
Feb 26, 2019
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
👥
Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Feb 22, 2019
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
👥
Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jan 29, 2019
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
👥
Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jan 19, 2019
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
👥
Daudi
Guest
Jan 3, 2019
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
👥
Wilson Ombati
Guest
Dec 15, 2018
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
👥
Rukia
Guest
Dec 9, 2018
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
👥
Amani
Guest
Nov 27, 2018
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
👥
Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Nov 21, 2018
😆 That punchline was epic!
👥
Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Nov 20, 2018
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
👥
Jafari
Guest
Nov 19, 2018
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
👥
Mercy Atieno
Guest
Nov 17, 2018
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
👥
Zulekha
Guest
Nov 10, 2018
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
👥
Sofia
Guest
Nov 1, 2018
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
👥
Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Oct 30, 2018
🤣 This joke is just too good!
👥
Mary Mrope
Guest
Oct 28, 2018
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
