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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Jan 1, 2020
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Mgeni
Guest
Dec 22, 2019
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Dec 10, 2019
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Furaha
Guest
Dec 2, 2019
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Nov 28, 2019
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Shamsa
Guest
Nov 22, 2019
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Nov 18, 2019
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Athumani
Guest
Nov 13, 2019
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Nov 8, 2019
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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James Kawawa
Guest
Nov 7, 2019
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Farida
Guest
Oct 20, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Sep 28, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Rahim
Guest
Sep 23, 2019
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Sep 20, 2019
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Jamal
Guest
Sep 10, 2019
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Sep 4, 2019
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Sep 2, 2019
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Khatib
Guest
Aug 31, 2019
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Nassar
Guest
Aug 30, 2019
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Nahida
Guest
Aug 27, 2019
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Jaffar
Guest
Aug 24, 2019
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Aug 21, 2019
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Aug 12, 2019
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Chris Okello
Guest
Aug 3, 2019
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Jul 12, 2019
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Jul 8, 2019
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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David Sokoine
Guest
Jun 27, 2019
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Kijakazi
Guest
Jun 25, 2019
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Jun 9, 2019
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Abdillah
Guest
Jun 6, 2019
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Omari
Guest
Jun 2, 2019
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Maimuna
Guest
May 21, 2019
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Latifa
Guest
May 18, 2019
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Mwanahawa
Guest
May 18, 2019
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
May 17, 2019
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Diana Mallya
Guest
May 15, 2019
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
May 15, 2019
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
May 11, 2019
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Apr 29, 2019
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Mwagonda
Guest
Apr 21, 2019
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Apr 6, 2019
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Sekela
Guest
Mar 23, 2019
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Arifa
Guest
Mar 16, 2019
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Mar 13, 2019
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Mar 7, 2019
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Feb 27, 2019
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Feb 27, 2019
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Leila
Guest
Feb 26, 2019
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Aziza
Guest
Feb 22, 2019
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Feb 19, 2019
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Feb 16, 2019
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Mchawi
Guest
Feb 15, 2019
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Feb 15, 2019
😆 This one really got me!
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Feb 12, 2019
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Feb 11, 2019
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Feb 10, 2019
😄 Perfect joke!
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Feb 6, 2019
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Jabir
Guest
Jan 29, 2019
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Saidi
Guest
Jan 22, 2019
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Jan 17, 2019
😂 This joke just made my day!
