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Rukia
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Oct 20, 2019
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Sep 15, 2019
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Joy Wacera
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Sep 13, 2019
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Sep 12, 2019
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Sep 7, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Habiba
Guest
Sep 7, 2019
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Mchawi
Guest
Aug 27, 2019
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Aug 16, 2019
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Aug 16, 2019
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Aug 10, 2019
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Chris Okello
Guest
Aug 10, 2019
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Aug 7, 2019
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Wande
Guest
Aug 6, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Shamsa
Guest
Aug 2, 2019
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Jul 23, 2019
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Jul 20, 2019
😆 Still cracking up!
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Jul 20, 2019
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Shukuru
Guest
Jul 9, 2019
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Peter Mugendi
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Jul 8, 2019
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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David Nyerere
Guest
Jul 6, 2019
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Nahida
Guest
Jun 24, 2019
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Fikiri
Guest
Jun 19, 2019
😂 Sharing right away!
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jun 16, 2019
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Jun 10, 2019
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Furaha
Guest
May 27, 2019
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Chris Okello
Guest
May 22, 2019
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
May 17, 2019
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Joy Wacera
Guest
May 15, 2019
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Anna Sumari
Guest
May 14, 2019
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
May 12, 2019
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
May 5, 2019
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Apr 21, 2019
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Mar 25, 2019
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Chiku
Guest
Mar 24, 2019
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Yahya
Guest
Mar 20, 2019
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Mar 20, 2019
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Mar 17, 2019
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Mar 15, 2019
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Mar 8, 2019
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Feb 28, 2019
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Zainab
Guest
Feb 17, 2019
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Feb 17, 2019
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Feb 9, 2019
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Neema
Guest
Feb 6, 2019
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Feb 4, 2019
😄 Perfect joke!
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Grace Minja
Guest
Feb 1, 2019
😁 This just made my day!
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Maneno
Guest
Jan 29, 2019
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Jan 19, 2019
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Tambwe
Guest
Jan 18, 2019
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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John Kamande
Guest
Jan 14, 2019
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Jan 12, 2019
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Fadhila
Guest
Jan 8, 2019
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Jan 8, 2019
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Mtumwa
Guest
Jan 7, 2019
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jan 4, 2019
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Abubakari
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Dec 28, 2018
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Sharifa
Guest
Dec 27, 2018
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Dec 20, 2018
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Rabia
Guest
Dec 11, 2018
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Dec 11, 2018
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
