Rukia (Guest) on October 20, 2019

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on September 15, 2019

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Joy Wacera (Guest) on September 13, 2019

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on September 12, 2019

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on September 7, 2019

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Habiba (Guest) on September 7, 2019

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Mchawi (Guest) on August 27, 2019

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Victor Kamau (Guest) on August 16, 2019

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on August 16, 2019

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on August 10, 2019

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Chris Okello (Guest) on August 10, 2019

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on August 7, 2019

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Wande (Guest) on August 6, 2019

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Shamsa (Guest) on August 2, 2019

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on July 23, 2019

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on July 20, 2019

😆 Still cracking up!

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on July 20, 2019

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Shukuru (Guest) on July 9, 2019

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on July 8, 2019

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

David Nyerere (Guest) on July 6, 2019

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Nahida (Guest) on June 24, 2019

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Fikiri (Guest) on June 19, 2019

😂 Sharing right away!

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on June 16, 2019

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on June 10, 2019

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Furaha (Guest) on May 27, 2019

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Chris Okello (Guest) on May 22, 2019

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on May 17, 2019

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Joy Wacera (Guest) on May 15, 2019

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Anna Sumari (Guest) on May 14, 2019

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on May 12, 2019

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on May 5, 2019

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on April 21, 2019

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Janet Sumari (Guest) on March 25, 2019

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Chiku (Guest) on March 24, 2019

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Yahya (Guest) on March 20, 2019

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 20, 2019

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on March 17, 2019

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on March 15, 2019

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Anna Mchome (Guest) on March 8, 2019

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on February 28, 2019

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Zainab (Guest) on February 17, 2019

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on February 17, 2019

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on February 9, 2019

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Neema (Guest) on February 6, 2019

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Brian Karanja (Guest) on February 4, 2019

😄 Perfect joke!

Grace Minja (Guest) on February 1, 2019

😁 This just made my day!

Maneno (Guest) on January 29, 2019

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on January 19, 2019

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Tambwe (Guest) on January 18, 2019

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

John Kamande (Guest) on January 14, 2019

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on January 12, 2019

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Fadhila (Guest) on January 8, 2019

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Paul Kamau (Guest) on January 8, 2019

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Mtumwa (Guest) on January 7, 2019

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Mwafirika (Guest) on January 4, 2019

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Abubakari (Guest) on December 28, 2018

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Sharifa (Guest) on December 27, 2018

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on December 20, 2018

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Rabia (Guest) on December 11, 2018

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on December 11, 2018

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊