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John Mwangi
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May 6, 2020
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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John Mushi
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May 5, 2020
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Anna Sumari
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Apr 22, 2020
😄 What a joke!
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Anthony Kariuki
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Apr 19, 2020
🤣 Pure genius!
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Yusra
Guest
Apr 10, 2020
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Ahmed
Guest
Apr 4, 2020
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Mar 28, 2020
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Mar 28, 2020
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Amir
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Mar 27, 2020
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Fatuma
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Mar 26, 2020
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Mar 26, 2020
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Sultan
Guest
Mar 18, 2020
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Mar 14, 2020
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Sultan
Guest
Mar 8, 2020
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Feb 25, 2020
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Salima
Guest
Feb 15, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Robert Okello
Guest
Feb 8, 2020
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Feb 1, 2020
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Kheri
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Jan 17, 2020
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Dec 31, 2019
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Dec 29, 2019
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Abdullah
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Dec 22, 2019
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Dec 20, 2019
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Dec 9, 2019
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Dec 7, 2019
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Nassar
Guest
Dec 7, 2019
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Dec 2, 2019
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Nov 21, 2019
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Nov 11, 2019
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Habiba
Guest
Oct 31, 2019
😂 This is a keeper!
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Oct 27, 2019
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Rubea
Guest
Oct 19, 2019
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Oct 14, 2019
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Husna
Guest
Oct 12, 2019
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Oct 2, 2019
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Mariam
Guest
Sep 26, 2019
😄 You got me good!
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Victor Kamau
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Sep 15, 2019
😂 So funny!
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Joseph Kitine
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Sep 11, 2019
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Joyce Nkya
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Aug 25, 2019
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Andrew Mchome
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Aug 15, 2019
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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John Malisa
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Aug 11, 2019
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Aug 4, 2019
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Peter Mbise
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Jul 30, 2019
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Jaffar
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Jul 25, 2019
😄 Too good!
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Hashim
Guest
Jul 17, 2019
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Leila
Guest
Jul 9, 2019
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Khalifa
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Jun 25, 2019
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Jun 14, 2019
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
May 28, 2019
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Asha
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May 25, 2019
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Maimuna
Guest
May 23, 2019
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Anna Mahiga
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Apr 25, 2019
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Mwinyi
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Apr 19, 2019
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Biashara
Guest
Apr 8, 2019
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Apr 7, 2019
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Fikiri
Guest
Apr 4, 2019
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Mariam
Guest
Apr 4, 2019
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Sharifa
Guest
Apr 2, 2019
😁 This is gold!
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Kijakazi
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Mar 30, 2019
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Mar 29, 2019
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
