Short Answer: The leek! ๐ฃโโ๏ธ๐ฟ
Explanation: You should never invite a leek on a boat trip because it might just leek all over the place and sink the whole boat! Plus, it would definitely make a terrible boatmate, always getting tangled up in the oars and seaweed. Better to keep the leek on dry land where it can't cause any aquatic chaos! ๐
Hekima (Guest) on October 1, 2019
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Kevin Maina (Guest) on September 25, 2019
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Biashara (Guest) on September 9, 2019
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐๐ฅ
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on September 4, 2019
Why donโt oysters share their pearls? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐
Tabu (Guest) on August 30, 2019
Love this! Keep them coming! ๐
Mwagonda (Guest) on August 6, 2019
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on July 22, 2019
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. ๐ผ๐คฃ
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on July 15, 2019
Iโm not overweight. Iโm just under-tall. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ค
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on July 9, 2019
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. โ๐โโ๏ธ
George Tenga (Guest) on June 19, 2019
This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ฏ
Peter Mbise (Guest) on June 17, 2019
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! ๐งฑ๐
Rubea (Guest) on June 17, 2019
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? ๐ซโ
Rashid (Guest) on June 15, 2019
Whatโs a cowโs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ๐๐ฅ
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on June 12, 2019
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. ๐ก๐
David Sokoine (Guest) on June 11, 2019
You canโt make everyone happy. Youโre not pizza. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 26, 2019
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. ๐ท๐
Habiba (Guest) on May 25, 2019
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! ๐ ๐ง
Sumaya (Guest) on May 24, 2019
Iโd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ๐๐ค
Asha (Guest) on May 21, 2019
Iโd rather be someoneโs shot of whiskey than everyoneโs cup of tea. ๐ฅโ
Nyota (Guest) on May 17, 2019
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ๐๐ฐ
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on May 8, 2019
Iโm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iโve lost two days. ๐ธ๐
Nahida (Guest) on May 6, 2019
If weโre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ง๐
Mwanajuma (Guest) on May 4, 2019
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ๐๐
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on May 1, 2019
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐ก
Amina (Guest) on April 29, 2019
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โ๏ธ๐
David Musyoka (Guest) on April 28, 2019
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on April 26, 2019
They say 'donโt try this at home,' so Iโm coming over to your house to try it. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ก
Shukuru (Guest) on April 21, 2019
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Shukuru (Guest) on April 21, 2019
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! ๐โฐ
Mohamed (Guest) on April 15, 2019
๐ Gotta save this!
Jamal (Guest) on April 14, 2019
You know youโre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ๐๐ฅ
Mary Kidata (Guest) on April 3, 2019
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Zulekha (Guest) on March 27, 2019
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnโt figure anything out! ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Mtumwa (Guest) on March 19, 2019
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeรฑo business! ๐ถ๏ธ๐คญ
Mgeni (Guest) on March 16, 2019
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐คฃ๐
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on March 3, 2019
๐ Nailed it!
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on February 4, 2019
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ๐๐บ
Khalifa (Guest) on January 19, 2019
๐คฃ Iโm literally dying of laughter!
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on January 19, 2019
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐ฉ๐
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 10, 2019
Iโve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ถ
Maimuna (Guest) on January 4, 2019
I love sleep because itโs like a time machine to breakfast. ๐๏ธ๐ฅ
Zainab (Guest) on January 4, 2019
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐ธ๐๏ธ
Masika (Guest) on January 3, 2019
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐ ๐
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on January 2, 2019
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! โฑ๏ธ๐
James Mduma (Guest) on December 28, 2018
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ๐๐คก
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on December 25, 2018
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iโll go on ahead! ๐ฉ๐โโ๏ธ
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on December 23, 2018
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐ป๐ฃ๏ธ
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on December 20, 2018
Whatโs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ๐๐ข
Francis Mrope (Guest) on December 17, 2018
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐ถ๐คฃ
Hassan (Guest) on December 14, 2018
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ๐๐
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on December 13, 2018
This is pure comedy gold! ๐
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on November 30, 2018
Dear sleep, Iโm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! ๐ด๐
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on November 21, 2018
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ๐๐
Mwanais (Guest) on November 19, 2018
Why donโt lobsters ever share? Theyโre too shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ โโ๏ธ
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on November 15, 2018
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐๐ช
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on November 6, 2018
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ๐๐งโโ๏ธ
Amir (Guest) on November 1, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ค
Yusra (Guest) on October 30, 2018
Iโm not procrastinating, Iโm just on a procrastination break. โณ๐
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on October 28, 2018
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! ๐โค๏ธ
Aziza (Guest) on October 24, 2018
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. ๐โโ๏ธ๐