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Hekima
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Oct 1, 2019
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Kevin Maina
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Sep 25, 2019
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Biashara
Guest
Sep 9, 2019
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Betty Akinyi
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Sep 4, 2019
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Tabu
Guest
Aug 30, 2019
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Mwagonda
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Aug 6, 2019
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Anthony Kariuki
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Jul 22, 2019
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Anna Mahiga
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Jul 15, 2019
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jul 9, 2019
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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George Tenga
Guest
Jun 19, 2019
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Jun 17, 2019
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Rubea
Guest
Jun 17, 2019
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Rashid
Guest
Jun 15, 2019
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Jun 12, 2019
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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David Sokoine
Guest
Jun 11, 2019
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
May 26, 2019
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Habiba
Guest
May 25, 2019
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Sumaya
Guest
May 24, 2019
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Asha
Guest
May 21, 2019
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Nyota
Guest
May 17, 2019
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
May 8, 2019
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Nahida
Guest
May 6, 2019
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Mwanajuma
Guest
May 4, 2019
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
May 1, 2019
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Amina
Guest
Apr 29, 2019
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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David Musyoka
Guest
Apr 28, 2019
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Apr 26, 2019
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Shukuru
Guest
Apr 21, 2019
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Shukuru
Guest
Apr 21, 2019
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Mohamed
Guest
Apr 15, 2019
😂 Gotta save this!
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Jamal
Guest
Apr 14, 2019
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Mary Kidata
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Apr 3, 2019
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Zulekha
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Mar 27, 2019
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Mtumwa
Guest
Mar 19, 2019
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Mgeni
Guest
Mar 16, 2019
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Mar 3, 2019
😄 Nailed it!
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Feb 4, 2019
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Khalifa
Guest
Jan 19, 2019
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Jan 19, 2019
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Jan 10, 2019
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Maimuna
Guest
Jan 4, 2019
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Zainab
Guest
Jan 4, 2019
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Masika
Guest
Jan 3, 2019
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jan 2, 2019
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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James Mduma
Guest
Dec 28, 2018
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Dec 25, 2018
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Dec 23, 2018
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Dec 20, 2018
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Dec 17, 2018
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Hassan
Guest
Dec 14, 2018
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Dec 13, 2018
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Nov 30, 2018
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Nov 21, 2018
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Mwanais
Guest
Nov 19, 2018
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Nov 15, 2018
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Nov 6, 2018
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Yusra
Guest
Oct 30, 2018
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Oct 28, 2018
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Aziza
Guest
Oct 24, 2018
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
