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Makame
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Jan 15, 2020
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Mazrui
Guest
Jan 10, 2020
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Jan 5, 2020
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Chiku
Guest
Dec 11, 2019
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Maulid
Guest
Dec 4, 2019
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Nov 21, 2019
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Nov 14, 2019
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Shamim
Guest
Oct 15, 2019
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Alex Nakitare
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Oct 6, 2019
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Zawadi
Guest
Sep 30, 2019
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Sep 27, 2019
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Sep 26, 2019
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Habiba
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Sep 25, 2019
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Habiba
Guest
Sep 13, 2019
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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David Kawawa
Guest
Sep 9, 2019
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Moses Kipkemboi
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Aug 22, 2019
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Aug 20, 2019
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Aug 18, 2019
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Aug 11, 2019
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Aug 1, 2019
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Jul 28, 2019
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Neema
Guest
Jul 20, 2019
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Jul 1, 2019
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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James Kawawa
Guest
Jun 13, 2019
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Jaffar
Guest
Jun 8, 2019
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Mwakisu
Guest
Jun 7, 2019
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Jun 3, 2019
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jun 2, 2019
🤣 Sending this now!
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Masika
Guest
May 24, 2019
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Victor Kamau
Guest
May 11, 2019
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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James Mduma
Guest
May 2, 2019
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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John Malisa
Guest
Apr 26, 2019
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Sumaya
Guest
Apr 18, 2019
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Abdillah
Guest
Apr 7, 2019
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Apr 1, 2019
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Nashon
Guest
Mar 30, 2019
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Jamila
Guest
Mar 28, 2019
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Irene Makena
Guest
Mar 19, 2019
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Mar 18, 2019
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Fatuma
Guest
Mar 14, 2019
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Mar 12, 2019
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Mar 12, 2019
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Mar 2, 2019
😅 I needed that!
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Feb 19, 2019
😄 Too good!
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Feb 8, 2019
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Feb 5, 2019
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Jan 30, 2019
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Sofia
Guest
Jan 20, 2019
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Jan 16, 2019
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Jan 13, 2019
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Jan 12, 2019
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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David Sokoine
Guest
Jan 6, 2019
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Jan 5, 2019
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Dec 31, 2018
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Shamsa
Guest
Dec 14, 2018
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Dec 4, 2018
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Zuhura
Guest
Dec 4, 2018
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Nov 27, 2018
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Zainab
Guest
Nov 26, 2018
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
