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Abubakar
Guest
Dec 13, 2019
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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David Ochieng
Guest
Dec 10, 2019
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Dec 6, 2019
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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James Kawawa
Guest
Nov 30, 2019
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Nov 22, 2019
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Hassan
Guest
Nov 22, 2019
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Mohamed
Guest
Nov 17, 2019
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Selemani
Guest
Nov 17, 2019
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Nov 16, 2019
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Mwanais
Guest
Nov 10, 2019
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Nov 4, 2019
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Oct 26, 2019
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Oct 16, 2019
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Sep 28, 2019
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Sep 27, 2019
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Sep 24, 2019
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Sep 23, 2019
😁 This is gold!
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Wande
Guest
Sep 17, 2019
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Mgeni
Guest
Aug 23, 2019
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Aug 20, 2019
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Aug 19, 2019
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Aug 13, 2019
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Saidi
Guest
Aug 10, 2019
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Aug 8, 2019
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Jul 27, 2019
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Irene Makena
Guest
Jul 19, 2019
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Jul 13, 2019
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Abubakari
Guest
Jul 12, 2019
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Jun 30, 2019
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Jun 27, 2019
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Mashaka
Guest
Jun 23, 2019
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Jun 21, 2019
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Abubakar
Guest
Jun 19, 2019
🤣 This one got me good!
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Kassim
Guest
Jun 7, 2019
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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James Malima
Guest
Jun 5, 2019
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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James Kimani
Guest
Jun 3, 2019
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Zubeida
Guest
Jun 2, 2019
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Mwafirika
Guest
May 31, 2019
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Khalifa
Guest
May 26, 2019
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Ibrahim
Guest
May 20, 2019
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
May 10, 2019
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Ahmed
Guest
May 9, 2019
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Apr 30, 2019
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Apr 29, 2019
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Apr 26, 2019
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Issa
Guest
Apr 24, 2019
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Apr 20, 2019
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Apr 18, 2019
😁 This just made my day!
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Apr 6, 2019
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Mar 23, 2019
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Mar 14, 2019
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Mar 7, 2019
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Mar 1, 2019
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Mar 1, 2019
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Josephine
Guest
Feb 28, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Bakari
Guest
Feb 25, 2019
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Feb 15, 2019
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Zulekha
Guest
Feb 8, 2019
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
