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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Dec 22, 2019
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Dec 16, 2019
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Saidi
Guest
Dec 16, 2019
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Ramadhan
Guest
Nov 26, 2019
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Nov 13, 2019
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Masika
Guest
Nov 9, 2019
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Sharifa
Guest
Oct 31, 2019
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Oct 25, 2019
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Nahida
Guest
Oct 17, 2019
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Latifa
Guest
Oct 16, 2019
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Fikiri
Guest
Oct 11, 2019
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Oct 8, 2019
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Maida
Guest
Sep 26, 2019
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Sep 25, 2019
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Ahmed
Guest
Sep 22, 2019
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Sep 18, 2019
😄 Too good!
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Grace Minja
Guest
Sep 2, 2019
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Irene Makena
Guest
Sep 2, 2019
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Aug 29, 2019
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Aug 9, 2019
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Mwanais
Guest
Jul 25, 2019
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Jul 20, 2019
😄 You got me!
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Shukuru
Guest
Jul 15, 2019
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Jul 13, 2019
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Jul 9, 2019
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Chiku
Guest
Jul 8, 2019
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Jun 26, 2019
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Zakia
Guest
Jun 25, 2019
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Halima
Guest
Jun 22, 2019
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Jun 20, 2019
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Jun 17, 2019
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Jun 12, 2019
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Latifa
Guest
Jun 8, 2019
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Safiya
Guest
Jun 2, 2019
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Bakari
Guest
May 31, 2019
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
May 26, 2019
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
May 22, 2019
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
May 17, 2019
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Peter Otieno
Guest
May 15, 2019
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
May 11, 2019
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
May 9, 2019
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Mwajabu
Guest
May 7, 2019
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Mary Mrope
Guest
May 6, 2019
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Apr 30, 2019
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Apr 29, 2019
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Furaha
Guest
Apr 23, 2019
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Ann Awino
Guest
Apr 17, 2019
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Apr 15, 2019
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Anna Malela
Guest
Apr 9, 2019
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Apr 3, 2019
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Mar 30, 2019
🤣 Pure genius!
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Sekela
Guest
Mar 22, 2019
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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David Ochieng
Guest
Mar 21, 2019
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Mar 18, 2019
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Jaffar
Guest
Mar 10, 2019
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Maida
Guest
Mar 4, 2019
😂 Gotta save this!
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Jamila
Guest
Feb 17, 2019
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Feb 17, 2019
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Feb 14, 2019
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Rashid
Guest
Feb 14, 2019
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
