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Aziza
Guest
Mar 18, 2020
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Mar 7, 2020
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Mar 3, 2020
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Feb 26, 2020
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Jamila
Guest
Feb 25, 2020
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Mariam
Guest
Feb 24, 2020
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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George Ndungu
Guest
Feb 18, 2020
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Feb 9, 2020
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Feb 2, 2020
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Jan 25, 2020
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Jan 23, 2020
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Farida
Guest
Jan 21, 2020
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Abubakari
Guest
Jan 18, 2020
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Jan 9, 2020
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Dec 31, 2019
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Fadhila
Guest
Dec 30, 2019
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Sofia
Guest
Dec 28, 2019
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Nyota
Guest
Dec 25, 2019
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Dec 16, 2019
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Dec 13, 2019
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Dec 11, 2019
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Mwakisu
Guest
Dec 7, 2019
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Nov 24, 2019
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Frank Macha
Guest
Nov 23, 2019
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Farida
Guest
Nov 7, 2019
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Oct 29, 2019
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Oct 25, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Oct 20, 2019
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Oct 15, 2019
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Oct 1, 2019
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Sep 17, 2019
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Mhina
Guest
Sep 13, 2019
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Aug 12, 2019
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Abubakari
Guest
Aug 4, 2019
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Sarafina
Guest
Jul 30, 2019
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Raha
Guest
Jul 26, 2019
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Jul 16, 2019
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Jul 8, 2019
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Mwalimu
Guest
Jun 19, 2019
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Jun 18, 2019
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Jun 11, 2019
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Jamal
Guest
May 31, 2019
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
May 27, 2019
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Diana Mallya
Guest
May 26, 2019
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
May 25, 2019
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Peter Otieno
Guest
May 12, 2019
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
May 8, 2019
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Diana Mallya
Guest
May 7, 2019
😄 You got me!
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Zuhura
Guest
May 5, 2019
😁 This made my day!
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Jamal
Guest
Apr 20, 2019
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Mohamed
Guest
Apr 14, 2019
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Apr 13, 2019
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Apr 12, 2019
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Chiku
Guest
Apr 12, 2019
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Apr 6, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Mwanais
Guest
Apr 5, 2019
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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David Musyoka
Guest
Mar 27, 2019
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Mar 27, 2019
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Bakari
Guest
Mar 23, 2019
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
