Short Answer: To show the chickens it could do it with style! ๐๐ฆ๐
Explanation: The elephant crossed the road to impress the chickens and prove that it's not just a giant creature, but also a master of finesse. It wanted to demonstrate its ability to navigate the road gracefully, leaving the chickens in awe of its remarkable skills. After all, who would have expected an elephant to cross the road so elegantly? ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 22, 2020
๐ Iโm still chuckling at this!
Linda Karimi (Guest) on March 1, 2020
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! โฐ๐
Grace Minja (Guest) on February 27, 2020
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ๐๐งโโ๏ธ
Anna Sumari (Guest) on February 24, 2020
๐คฃ This one got me good!
Khatib (Guest) on February 21, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! ๐ธ๐น
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on February 17, 2020
Why donโt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ๐๐
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on February 8, 2020
Iโve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnโt say that' to 'What the heck, letโs see what happens'. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on February 2, 2020
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youโre innocent.' ๐ฌ๐
Mwanais (Guest) on January 30, 2020
๐ Iโm dying!
Kevin Maina (Guest) on January 14, 2020
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on January 14, 2020
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! ๐ ๐ง
Husna (Guest) on January 10, 2020
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. ๐ฐ๐
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on January 7, 2020
๐ Laughing so hard right now!
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on January 5, 2020
I hate when Iโm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on December 31, 2019
Life is too short to wear boring socks. ๐งฆ๐
Hamida (Guest) on December 30, 2019
If at first, you donโt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnโt for you. ๐ชโ
Ann Awino (Guest) on December 24, 2019
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! ๐ โฝ
Ann Awino (Guest) on December 19, 2019
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Binti (Guest) on December 11, 2019
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐ธ๐๏ธ
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on December 7, 2019
๐คฃ Sharing this with everyone!
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on December 2, 2019
๐ Can't stop laughing!
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on November 26, 2019
๐ I canโt even breathe, so funny!
Kiza (Guest) on November 9, 2019
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐โ๏ธ
Issack (Guest) on November 5, 2019
Sometimes I drink waterโjust to surprise my liver. ๐ฅค๐
Mwanais (Guest) on November 5, 2019
I'm not lazy; Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Safiya (Guest) on November 3, 2019
I could give up chocolate, but Iโm not a quitter. ๐ซ๐ช
Mashaka (Guest) on October 5, 2019
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donโt like bills! ๐ฆ๐ต
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on October 3, 2019
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ๐๐ด
David Musyoka (Guest) on September 30, 2019
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโre too young to smoke! ๐ ๐ญ
Rashid (Guest) on September 18, 2019
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! ๐งนโฐ
Abubakari (Guest) on September 18, 2019
Whatโs a snakeโs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ๐๐
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on September 17, 2019
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! ๐๐๏ธ
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 1, 2019
Why donโt elephants use computers? Theyโre afraid of the mouse! ๐๐ฑ๏ธ
John Kamande (Guest) on August 30, 2019
๐ Needed this laugh, thanks!
Mwanaidi (Guest) on August 18, 2019
๐ Canโt wait to share this!
Warda (Guest) on August 18, 2019
๐ Iโm still laughing!
Azima (Guest) on August 15, 2019
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnโt see himself doing it! ๐ป๐ซ
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on August 3, 2019
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. ๐ด๐ค
Khatib (Guest) on August 2, 2019
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐พ
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on July 30, 2019
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐๐
Muslima (Guest) on July 24, 2019
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! ๐ ๐
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on July 23, 2019
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ๐๐
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on July 20, 2019
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ๐๐ป
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on July 20, 2019
This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on July 7, 2019
Whatโs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ๐๐ข
Nassar (Guest) on July 5, 2019
๐คฃ Iโm literally dying of laughter!
Brian Karanja (Guest) on June 29, 2019
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ๐๐
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on June 28, 2019
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐ต
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on June 27, 2019
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on June 13, 2019
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. ๐ฐ๐คฃ
Mary Njeri (Guest) on May 29, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐ตโ๏ธ
Janet Sumari (Guest) on May 29, 2019
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Chum (Guest) on May 21, 2019
When I said Iโd do it later, I didnโt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. ๐ ๐
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on April 25, 2019
What do you call a boomerang that doesnโt come back? A stick! ๐ช๐ฟ
Michael Onyango (Guest) on April 22, 2019
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ๐๐ถ
Shamsa (Guest) on April 18, 2019
Iโm not shy. Iโm holding back my awesomeness so I donโt intimidate you. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Husna (Guest) on April 8, 2019
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! ๐๐๏ธโโ๏ธ
Robert Okello (Guest) on April 6, 2019
I donโt need a mood ring; I have a face. ๐๐ฌ
Issa (Guest) on March 28, 2019
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ๐๐
Juma (Guest) on March 26, 2019
Iโm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iโve lost two days. ๐ธ๐