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Why did the man take his clock to the vet?

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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Short Answer: Because it had ticks! 🐢⏰

Explanation: The man took his clock to the vet because he thought it had ticks, but little did he know that it was just the ticking sound that clocks make! The play on words between ticks (as in insects) and ticks (as in the sound) adds a humorous twist to the situation. It's a light-hearted way to bring a smile to someone's face and get them chuckling at the pun. πŸ€­πŸ˜„

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I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. πŸ’€πŸ”‹
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I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. πŸ’–πŸ•
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🀣 Brilliant joke!
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I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! πŸ˜…
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Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! πŸŽ‰
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Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! πŸ˜‚
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😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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πŸ˜‚ Can’t wait to share this!
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πŸ˜† This one really got me!
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I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'β€”I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🀯πŸ€ͺ
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Wow, this joke is a total winner! πŸ†
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Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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