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Chris Okello
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Mar 8, 2020
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Feb 21, 2020
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Feb 15, 2020
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Feb 10, 2020
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Sharifa
Guest
Feb 4, 2020
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Ann Awino
Guest
Feb 4, 2020
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Feb 3, 2020
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Feb 2, 2020
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Jan 25, 2020
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Yusuf
Guest
Dec 20, 2019
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Amani
Guest
Dec 18, 2019
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Dec 15, 2019
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Shani
Guest
Dec 12, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Mhina
Guest
Dec 6, 2019
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Nov 23, 2019
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Nov 19, 2019
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Yusuf
Guest
Nov 17, 2019
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Aziza
Guest
Nov 16, 2019
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Abubakar
Guest
Nov 13, 2019
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Nov 13, 2019
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Mwachumu
Guest
Nov 3, 2019
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Nov 3, 2019
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Latifa
Guest
Oct 26, 2019
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Oct 15, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Hassan
Guest
Oct 13, 2019
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Oct 4, 2019
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Oct 4, 2019
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Issack
Guest
Oct 2, 2019
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Sep 30, 2019
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Mwajuma
Guest
Sep 18, 2019
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Sep 13, 2019
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Amani
Guest
Sep 7, 2019
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Irene Makena
Guest
Aug 31, 2019
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Baraka
Guest
Aug 22, 2019
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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John Kamande
Guest
Aug 19, 2019
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Aug 17, 2019
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Aug 16, 2019
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Maida
Guest
Aug 15, 2019
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Aug 5, 2019
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Faiza
Guest
Aug 4, 2019
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Tabu
Guest
Jul 26, 2019
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Nchi
Guest
Jul 23, 2019
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Mtumwa
Guest
Jul 22, 2019
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Jul 16, 2019
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Jul 11, 2019
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jul 8, 2019
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Jul 7, 2019
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Jul 4, 2019
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Jun 24, 2019
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jun 23, 2019
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Jun 19, 2019
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Nyota
Guest
Jun 16, 2019
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Jun 12, 2019
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Jun 6, 2019
😄 Too good!
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Nahida
Guest
Jun 5, 2019
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
May 27, 2019
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
May 13, 2019
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
May 7, 2019
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Mhina
Guest
Apr 30, 2019
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
