Short Answer: Because he wanted to make a clean getaway! 🚿😄
Explanation: The robber took a shower because he thought that by getting squeaky clean, he could wash away any evidence and leave no trace behind. Little did he know that his plan would be foiled by the clever detectives who were hot on his trail! But hey, at least he smelled nice while being caught! 🧐🚔
Chris Okello (Guest) on March 8, 2020
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on February 21, 2020
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on February 15, 2020
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on February 10, 2020
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
Sharifa (Guest) on February 4, 2020
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
Ann Awino (Guest) on February 4, 2020
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on February 3, 2020
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
Ann Wambui (Guest) on February 2, 2020
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on January 25, 2020
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
Yusuf (Guest) on December 20, 2019
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
Amani (Guest) on December 18, 2019
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on December 15, 2019
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
Shani (Guest) on December 12, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
Mhina (Guest) on December 6, 2019
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
Moses Mwita (Guest) on November 23, 2019
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on November 19, 2019
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
Yusuf (Guest) on November 17, 2019
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
Aziza (Guest) on November 16, 2019
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
Abubakar (Guest) on November 13, 2019
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on November 13, 2019
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
Mwachumu (Guest) on November 3, 2019
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
Joy Wacera (Guest) on November 3, 2019
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
Latifa (Guest) on October 26, 2019
😂 I’m saving this one!
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on October 15, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Hassan (Guest) on October 13, 2019
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
Mary Mrope (Guest) on October 4, 2019
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on October 4, 2019
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Issack (Guest) on October 2, 2019
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on September 30, 2019
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
Mwajuma (Guest) on September 18, 2019
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on September 13, 2019
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
Amani (Guest) on September 7, 2019
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
Irene Makena (Guest) on August 31, 2019
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
Baraka (Guest) on August 22, 2019
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
John Kamande (Guest) on August 19, 2019
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on August 17, 2019
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on August 16, 2019
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Maida (Guest) on August 15, 2019
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
Diana Mallya (Guest) on August 5, 2019
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
Faiza (Guest) on August 4, 2019
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
Tabu (Guest) on July 26, 2019
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
Nchi (Guest) on July 23, 2019
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
Mtumwa (Guest) on July 22, 2019
😅 I’m still cracking up!
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on July 16, 2019
😁 Best laugh of the day!
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on July 11, 2019
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
Ann Wambui (Guest) on July 8, 2019
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
Patrick Akech (Guest) on July 7, 2019
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Grace Mushi (Guest) on July 4, 2019
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on June 24, 2019
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
Ann Wambui (Guest) on June 23, 2019
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on June 19, 2019
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
Nyota (Guest) on June 16, 2019
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on June 12, 2019
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on June 6, 2019
😄 Too good!
Nahida (Guest) on June 5, 2019
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on May 27, 2019
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on May 13, 2019
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on May 7, 2019
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
Tabu (Guest) on May 1, 2019
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
Mhina (Guest) on April 30, 2019
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆