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Alice Mrema
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Jun 21, 2020
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Furaha
Guest
Jun 16, 2020
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Jun 14, 2020
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Halima
Guest
Jun 3, 2020
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Bahati
Guest
May 27, 2020
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
May 24, 2020
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Apr 24, 2020
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Apr 23, 2020
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Apr 22, 2020
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Apr 15, 2020
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Zubeida
Guest
Apr 15, 2020
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Kijakazi
Guest
Apr 13, 2020
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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John Kamande
Guest
Apr 13, 2020
😂 Gotta save this!
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Apr 10, 2020
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Sharifa
Guest
Apr 3, 2020
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Neema
Guest
Mar 17, 2020
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Mar 7, 2020
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Mar 4, 2020
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Feb 29, 2020
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Feb 28, 2020
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Feb 25, 2020
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Feb 15, 2020
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Mhina
Guest
Feb 10, 2020
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Feb 7, 2020
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Yusuf
Guest
Feb 3, 2020
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Hawa
Guest
Jan 12, 2020
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jan 11, 2020
😄 Nailed it!
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jan 8, 2020
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Hekima
Guest
Jan 6, 2020
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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David Chacha
Guest
Dec 23, 2019
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Hawa
Guest
Dec 21, 2019
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Dec 18, 2019
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Rashid
Guest
Dec 18, 2019
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Mwakisu
Guest
Dec 9, 2019
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Dec 3, 2019
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Issa
Guest
Nov 20, 2019
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Rashid
Guest
Nov 5, 2019
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Nov 1, 2019
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Nyota
Guest
Oct 31, 2019
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Oct 28, 2019
😅 I needed that!
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Saidi
Guest
Oct 27, 2019
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Oct 3, 2019
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Oct 1, 2019
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Sep 27, 2019
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Sep 25, 2019
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Frank Macha
Guest
Sep 21, 2019
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Tambwe
Guest
Sep 21, 2019
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Nassor
Guest
Sep 12, 2019
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Sep 3, 2019
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Sep 1, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Aug 24, 2019
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Aug 21, 2019
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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George Ndungu
Guest
Aug 18, 2019
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Aug 17, 2019
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Sumaya
Guest
Aug 14, 2019
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Aug 13, 2019
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Rukia
Guest
Aug 10, 2019
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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David Ochieng
Guest
Aug 9, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Jul 27, 2019
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Jul 26, 2019
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
