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Oct 10, 2019
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Oct 5, 2019
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Oct 2, 2019
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ππ»
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Hekima
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Sep 27, 2019
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. πββοΈπ
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Kazija
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Sep 25, 2019
Why donβt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyβre afraid of traveling! πβοΈ
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Sofia
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Sep 24, 2019
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. π‘π
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David Kawawa
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Sep 24, 2019
Iβve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ππ
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Sep 21, 2019
Iβm not clumsy. Itβs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. πποΈ
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Charles Wafula
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Sep 17, 2019
π€£ That twist at the end, though!
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Michael Onyango
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Sep 16, 2019
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Monica Adhiambo
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Sep 8, 2019
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ππ»
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Charles Mchome
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Aug 31, 2019
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Betty Cheruiyot
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Aug 24, 2019
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ππ΄
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Furaha
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Aug 10, 2019
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! π¦π
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Zawadi
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Aug 9, 2019
I donβt procrastinate; I reschedule. ποΈπ
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Diana Mumbua
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Jul 30, 2019
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ππͺ
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Salma
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Jul 29, 2019
I love long walks, especially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
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Lucy Mahiga
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Jul 28, 2019
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ππ
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Mariam Kawawa
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Jul 27, 2019
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! π°
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Juma
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Jul 21, 2019
Donβt make me adult today. π¬π§Έ
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Edith Cherotich
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Jul 13, 2019
Iβm still laughing, that was too good! π€£
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Anna Mchome
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Jul 10, 2019
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ππ€£
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Rose Waithera
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Jul 10, 2019
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Isaac Kiptoo
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Jul 10, 2019
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ππ
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Husna
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Jul 2, 2019
Iβm definitely sharing this with my friends! π
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Rukia
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Jun 23, 2019
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donβt know Y. π π€
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Joyce Aoko
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Jun 16, 2019
π Gotta save this!
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Sultan
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Jun 14, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
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John Kamande
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Jun 3, 2019
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! β½π§
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Paul Kamau
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May 24, 2019
Iβm not bossy, Iβm the boss. Big difference. ππ©βπΌ
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Kiza
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May 17, 2019
π I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Mwajuma
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Apr 28, 2019
π€£ Brilliant joke!
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Mercy Atieno
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Apr 25, 2019
π I need to save this one forever!
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Peter Tibaijuka
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Apr 25, 2019
π Perfect joke!
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Jackson Makori
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Apr 20, 2019
Iβm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ππ
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Azima
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Apr 13, 2019
Why canβt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheβll let it go! πβοΈ
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Simon Kiprono
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Apr 6, 2019
π Canβt wait to share this!
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Mercy Atieno
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Apr 3, 2019
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Monica Nyalandu
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Mar 30, 2019
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iβm gaining weight. ππ
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Nashon
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Mar 25, 2019
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! π°ποΈ
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Esther Nyambura
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Mar 24, 2019
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
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Rahma
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Mar 19, 2019
I donβt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. π€―π€ͺ
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Rose Lowassa
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Mar 19, 2019
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
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Mhina
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Mar 18, 2019
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! π
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Alice Mrema
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Mar 16, 2019
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! π‘π
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Janet Mbithe
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Mar 10, 2019
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. πΌπ€£
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Mjaka
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Mar 4, 2019
I run like the winded. πββοΈπ¨
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Kassim
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Feb 20, 2019
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§π€
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Fadhila
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Feb 17, 2019
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ππ
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Kevin Maina
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Feb 15, 2019
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ππ
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Ann Wambui
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Feb 15, 2019
Iβm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. π§©π€―
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James Mduma
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Feb 8, 2019
This joke is too funny, Iβm sharing it with everyone! π
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Anna Sumari
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Jan 29, 2019
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! β°
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Omari
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Jan 26, 2019
Thereβs no 'we' in fries. ππ«
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Bernard Oduor
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Jan 25, 2019
I donβt need a mood ring; I have a face. ππ¬
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Issack
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Jan 24, 2019
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! π π«
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Ruth Mtangi
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Jan 21, 2019
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. πͺβ
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Masika
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Jan 19, 2019
I don't sweatβI sparkle! β¨π
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Lydia Mutheu
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Jan 9, 2019
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. πβοΈ
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Shamsa
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Jan 9, 2019
Why donβt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ποΈβοΈ