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Why do eggs hate jokes?

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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Short answer: Because they crack up too easily! πŸ₯šπŸ˜‚

Explanation: Eggs are known for their fragile shells, so when they hear a joke, they can't help but crack up (literally)! They have such a delicate sense of humor that even the slightest chuckle can cause them to break into laughter. No wonder they hate jokes, they just can't handle the yolk! πŸ₯šπŸ˜„

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Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! πŸ’‘πŸ’”
πŸ‘₯ Joseph Mallya Guest Nov 15, 2019
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. πŸ«πŸ˜‚
πŸ‘₯ Lydia Wanyama Guest Nov 15, 2019
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🀣
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If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. πŸ•πŸ’΅
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What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! πŸ‚πŸ’€
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I can’t believe how funny this is! πŸ˜‚
πŸ‘₯ Lydia Mahiga Guest Oct 24, 2019
🀣 That punchline was unexpected!
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πŸ˜† That punchline was epic!
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The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. πŸ˜…πŸ–οΈ
πŸ‘₯ Simon Kiprono Guest Oct 13, 2019
🀣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? πŸ“ΊπŸ”‹
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I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. β˜•πŸ“œ
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I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. πŸοΈπŸ•ΆοΈ
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I run like the winded. πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈπŸ’¨
πŸ‘₯ Mary Kidata Guest Aug 19, 2019
πŸ˜† That punchline!
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I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! βœˆοΈπŸ“±
πŸ‘₯ Joseph Mallya Guest Aug 18, 2019
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. πŸ‘©β€πŸ‘§πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
πŸ‘₯ Joseph Njoroge Guest Aug 10, 2019
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! πŸ§ΉπŸŽ‰
πŸ‘₯ Chum Guest Aug 8, 2019
πŸ˜‚ So funny!
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Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Wine is to women as duct tape is to menβ€”it fixes everything. πŸ·πŸ˜‚
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Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. πŸ’πŸ˜†
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My alone time is for everyone’s safety. πŸš·πŸ˜…
πŸ‘₯ Moses Kipkemboi Guest Jul 22, 2019
πŸ˜† Laughing so hard right now!
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If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' πŸ‘–πŸ•
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I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. πŸ•πŸ’ͺ
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What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! πŸβœ‚οΈ
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I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. πŸ¦Έβ€β™‚οΈπŸ¦‡
πŸ‘₯ Rashid Guest Jul 4, 2019
πŸ˜† I’m literally in stitches right now!
πŸ‘₯ Fredrick Mutiso Guest Jul 2, 2019
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. β±οΈπŸ˜†
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! πŸ„πŸ¦Ά
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I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! πŸ˜‘πŸ›‘
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I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. πŸšΆβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜œ
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I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. πŸ”πŸ’»
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Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! πŸ§ͺπŸͺœ
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What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈπŸŠ
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What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! πŸ±β›°οΈ
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I’ve got to save this one, too funny! πŸ˜†
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How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! πŸŒŠπŸ‘‹
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Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. πŸ˜πŸ›‘οΈ
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I think my guardian angel drinks. πŸ˜‡πŸ·
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I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. β˜•πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈ
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What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! πŸŒ»πŸ‘‹
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I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜†
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πŸ˜‚ Sharing right away!
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I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. πŸ’–πŸ•
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Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎒🚻
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πŸ˜ƒ This made me laugh out loud for real!
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I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. πŸ™ˆπŸ˜œ
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I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🀯
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Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. πŸ˜œπŸ’¬
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Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. πŸ¦Έβ€β™‚οΈπŸ’ͺ

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