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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Oct 5, 2019
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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John Malisa
Guest
Sep 30, 2019
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Sep 17, 2019
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Sep 12, 2019
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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John Mushi
Guest
Sep 9, 2019
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Sep 9, 2019
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Husna
Guest
Aug 28, 2019
😅 I needed that!
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Aug 23, 2019
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Aug 22, 2019
🤣 Sending this now!
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Daudi
Guest
Aug 21, 2019
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Zakia
Guest
Aug 18, 2019
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Aug 15, 2019
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Jamal
Guest
Aug 15, 2019
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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David Chacha
Guest
Jul 28, 2019
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Mgeni
Guest
Jul 22, 2019
🤣 This one got me good!
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Samuel Were
Guest
Jul 8, 2019
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Jul 6, 2019
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Selemani
Guest
Jun 29, 2019
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Halimah
Guest
Jun 21, 2019
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jun 2, 2019
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jun 1, 2019
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Jun 1, 2019
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Abubakari
Guest
May 30, 2019
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Latifa
Guest
May 25, 2019
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Abubakar
Guest
May 20, 2019
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Hassan
Guest
May 8, 2019
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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John Malisa
Guest
May 5, 2019
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Apr 30, 2019
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Mjaka
Guest
Apr 27, 2019
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Apr 20, 2019
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Apr 4, 2019
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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David Nyerere
Guest
Mar 25, 2019
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Mazrui
Guest
Mar 24, 2019
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Mwajuma
Guest
Mar 18, 2019
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Selemani
Guest
Mar 14, 2019
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Mar 11, 2019
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Ann Awino
Guest
Mar 7, 2019
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Amani
Guest
Mar 3, 2019
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Rabia
Guest
Mar 1, 2019
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Josephine
Guest
Feb 17, 2019
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Feb 16, 2019
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Feb 14, 2019
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Nahida
Guest
Feb 9, 2019
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Rehema
Guest
Feb 9, 2019
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Mwinyi
Guest
Feb 8, 2019
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Feb 8, 2019
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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George Tenga
Guest
Feb 6, 2019
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Latifa
Guest
Jan 29, 2019
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jan 22, 2019
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Jan 18, 2019
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Mashaka
Guest
Jan 13, 2019
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Abubakar
Guest
Jan 6, 2019
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Warda
Guest
Jan 5, 2019
😂 This is too funny!
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Jan 4, 2019
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Dec 20, 2018
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Dec 12, 2018
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
