Monica Lissu (Guest) on January 13, 2020

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Issack (Guest) on January 9, 2020

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Hassan (Guest) on December 31, 2019

😆 Still cracking up!

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on December 21, 2019

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

George Wanjala (Guest) on December 19, 2019

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on December 10, 2019

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Victor Kamau (Guest) on December 10, 2019

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Muslima (Guest) on December 10, 2019

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Husna (Guest) on December 7, 2019

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Tambwe (Guest) on November 30, 2019

😆 I’m dying over here!

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on November 29, 2019

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Ndoto (Guest) on November 16, 2019

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Michael Onyango (Guest) on November 15, 2019

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Omar (Guest) on November 4, 2019

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Ann Wambui (Guest) on November 2, 2019

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on October 17, 2019

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Rehema (Guest) on October 15, 2019

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on September 29, 2019

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Hamida (Guest) on September 26, 2019

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Wande (Guest) on September 20, 2019

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Alice Mrema (Guest) on September 9, 2019

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Anna Sumari (Guest) on August 28, 2019

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on August 24, 2019

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on August 22, 2019

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on August 18, 2019

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Muslima (Guest) on August 8, 2019

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Abubakari (Guest) on August 3, 2019

😁 This is gold!

Victor Kimario (Guest) on July 30, 2019

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

David Ochieng (Guest) on July 15, 2019

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Sumaya (Guest) on July 14, 2019

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on July 14, 2019

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on July 5, 2019

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Azima (Guest) on June 10, 2019

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Zakaria (Guest) on June 8, 2019

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on June 8, 2019

😆 Saving this one!

Rashid (Guest) on May 13, 2019

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on April 19, 2019

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

James Malima (Guest) on March 17, 2019

😄 What a joke!

Mazrui (Guest) on March 15, 2019

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

James Malima (Guest) on March 2, 2019

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Raha (Guest) on February 25, 2019

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on February 22, 2019

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Kahina (Guest) on February 18, 2019

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on February 11, 2019

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on February 10, 2019

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on February 8, 2019

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Leila (Guest) on February 7, 2019

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on January 28, 2019

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on January 28, 2019

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on January 21, 2019

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Nassar (Guest) on January 1, 2019

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Henry Mollel (Guest) on December 26, 2018

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on December 21, 2018

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Yahya (Guest) on December 20, 2018

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Hawa (Guest) on December 19, 2018

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Michael Mboya (Guest) on December 8, 2018

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Juma (Guest) on December 5, 2018

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Sarah Karani (Guest) on December 4, 2018

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on November 28, 2018

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Chris Okello (Guest) on November 23, 2018

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆