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Monica Lissu
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Jan 13, 2020
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Issack
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Jan 9, 2020
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Hassan
Guest
Dec 31, 2019
😆 Still cracking up!
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Dec 21, 2019
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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George Wanjala
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Dec 19, 2019
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Dec 10, 2019
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Dec 10, 2019
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Muslima
Guest
Dec 10, 2019
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Husna
Guest
Dec 7, 2019
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Tambwe
Guest
Nov 30, 2019
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Nov 29, 2019
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Ndoto
Guest
Nov 16, 2019
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Nov 15, 2019
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Nov 2, 2019
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Oct 17, 2019
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Rehema
Guest
Oct 15, 2019
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Sep 29, 2019
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Hamida
Guest
Sep 26, 2019
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Wande
Guest
Sep 20, 2019
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Sep 9, 2019
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Aug 28, 2019
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Aug 24, 2019
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Aug 22, 2019
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Aug 18, 2019
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Muslima
Guest
Aug 8, 2019
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Abubakari
Guest
Aug 3, 2019
😁 This is gold!
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Jul 30, 2019
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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David Ochieng
Guest
Jul 15, 2019
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Sumaya
Guest
Jul 14, 2019
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Jul 14, 2019
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Jul 5, 2019
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Azima
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Jun 10, 2019
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Zakaria
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Jun 8, 2019
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Joseph Kitine
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Jun 8, 2019
😆 Saving this one!
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Rashid
Guest
May 13, 2019
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Apr 19, 2019
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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James Malima
Guest
Mar 17, 2019
😄 What a joke!
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Mazrui
Guest
Mar 15, 2019
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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James Malima
Guest
Mar 2, 2019
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Raha
Guest
Feb 25, 2019
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Thomas Mtaki
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Feb 22, 2019
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Kahina
Guest
Feb 18, 2019
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Feb 11, 2019
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Feb 10, 2019
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Feb 8, 2019
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Leila
Guest
Feb 7, 2019
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Jan 28, 2019
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Jan 28, 2019
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Jan 21, 2019
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Nassar
Guest
Jan 1, 2019
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Dec 26, 2018
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Dec 21, 2018
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Yahya
Guest
Dec 20, 2018
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Hawa
Guest
Dec 19, 2018
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Dec 8, 2018
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Dec 4, 2018
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Nov 28, 2018
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Chris Okello
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Nov 23, 2018
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
