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George Tenga
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Oct 1, 2019
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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George Mallya
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Sep 28, 2019
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Peter Tibaijuka
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Sep 26, 2019
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Kassim
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Sep 26, 2019
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Sarah Mbise
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Sep 21, 2019
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Henry Mollel
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Sep 20, 2019
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Philip Nyaga
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Sep 19, 2019
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Nyota
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Sep 17, 2019
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Maida
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Sep 16, 2019
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Betty Kimaro
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Sep 8, 2019
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Mwanaidi
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Aug 29, 2019
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Mariam Kawawa
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Aug 28, 2019
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Abdillah
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Aug 25, 2019
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Aug 18, 2019
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Anna Malela
Guest
Aug 14, 2019
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Aug 13, 2019
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Ibrahim
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Aug 13, 2019
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Athumani
Guest
Aug 4, 2019
😄 Too good!
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John Mwangi
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Aug 4, 2019
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Neema
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Jul 29, 2019
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Jul 18, 2019
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Abdullah
Guest
Jun 29, 2019
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Jun 20, 2019
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Ibrahim
Guest
Jun 3, 2019
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Jun 2, 2019
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
May 27, 2019
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
May 26, 2019
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Hekima
Guest
May 26, 2019
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Khalifa
Guest
May 26, 2019
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Khalifa
Guest
May 23, 2019
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
May 23, 2019
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
May 18, 2019
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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John Mwangi
Guest
May 14, 2019
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Mary Njeri
Guest
May 11, 2019
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Mariam
Guest
May 11, 2019
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
May 7, 2019
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Mwanahawa
Guest
May 5, 2019
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Baraka
Guest
May 4, 2019
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Chum
Guest
Apr 29, 2019
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Aziza
Guest
Apr 28, 2019
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Mariam
Guest
Apr 21, 2019
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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John Kamande
Guest
Apr 17, 2019
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Abdillah
Guest
Mar 31, 2019
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Amani
Guest
Mar 26, 2019
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Mar 22, 2019
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Mar 20, 2019
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Mar 8, 2019
😁 This made my day!
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Feb 27, 2019
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Jamal
Guest
Feb 27, 2019
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Feb 18, 2019
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Amir
Guest
Feb 18, 2019
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Mwakisu
Guest
Feb 11, 2019
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Chiku
Guest
Feb 10, 2019
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Jan 15, 2019
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Zainab
Guest
Jan 9, 2019
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Dec 31, 2018
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Dec 12, 2018
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Dec 2, 2018
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Nov 30, 2018
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Josephine
Guest
Nov 28, 2018
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
