Farida (Guest) on February 26, 2020

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Alice Mrema (Guest) on February 17, 2020

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Jane Malecela (Guest) on February 16, 2020

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Ahmed (Guest) on February 5, 2020

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on February 5, 2020

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on January 26, 2020

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Ndoto (Guest) on January 23, 2020

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 15, 2020

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on January 5, 2020

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Umi (Guest) on January 1, 2020

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Francis Mrope (Guest) on December 29, 2019

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on December 5, 2019

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Maulid (Guest) on December 2, 2019

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Jamila (Guest) on November 29, 2019

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Mwafirika (Guest) on November 24, 2019

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Umi (Guest) on November 14, 2019

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Francis Njeru (Guest) on November 3, 2019

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Janet Sumari (Guest) on October 29, 2019

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Zulekha (Guest) on October 29, 2019

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on October 29, 2019

😆 Bookmarking this!

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on October 20, 2019

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Binti (Guest) on October 16, 2019

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on September 30, 2019

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Francis Njeru (Guest) on September 14, 2019

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Chris Okello (Guest) on September 9, 2019

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Nashon (Guest) on September 4, 2019

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

John Lissu (Guest) on August 28, 2019

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Mgeni (Guest) on August 26, 2019

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Kahina (Guest) on August 21, 2019

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Janet Sumari (Guest) on August 17, 2019

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on August 6, 2019

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on July 28, 2019

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Kiza (Guest) on July 27, 2019

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Diana Mallya (Guest) on July 21, 2019

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on July 16, 2019

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Muslima (Guest) on July 7, 2019

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on June 26, 2019

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on June 25, 2019

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Issa (Guest) on June 24, 2019

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Zakia (Guest) on June 23, 2019

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on June 23, 2019

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

David Chacha (Guest) on June 20, 2019

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Fatuma (Guest) on June 4, 2019

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Mwinyi (Guest) on June 4, 2019

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Juma (Guest) on June 2, 2019

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on June 2, 2019

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Henry Mollel (Guest) on May 30, 2019

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on May 19, 2019

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on May 12, 2019

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on May 10, 2019

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on May 10, 2019

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Henry Mollel (Guest) on May 9, 2019

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on April 25, 2019

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Mazrui (Guest) on April 24, 2019

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on April 19, 2019

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on April 6, 2019

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Rehema (Guest) on March 18, 2019

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on March 15, 2019

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

James Kawawa (Guest) on March 8, 2019

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on March 4, 2019

😄 You got me!