Answer: Because seven "ate" (8) nine! ๐ฝ๏ธ๐
Explanation: This answer plays with the similar sounds of the words "ate" and "eight." It humorously suggests that seven was feared by six because it had devoured (ate) the number nine, causing it to disappear. The use of the emoji adds a touch of playfulness to the answer.
Farida (Guest) on February 26, 2020
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Alice Mrema (Guest) on February 17, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐ตโ๏ธ
Jane Malecela (Guest) on February 16, 2020
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereโs popcorn? ๐ฝ๐ฟ
Ahmed (Guest) on February 5, 2020
Iโm not late. Iโm just very early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on February 5, 2020
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ๐๐งโโ๏ธ
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on January 26, 2020
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyโre always catching bugs! ๐ท๏ธ๐ป
Ndoto (Guest) on January 23, 2020
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ๐๐
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 15, 2020
๐ This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on January 5, 2020
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐ด๐น
Umi (Guest) on January 1, 2020
This just made my coffee break so much better! โ๐
Francis Mrope (Guest) on December 29, 2019
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. ๐ก๐
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on December 5, 2019
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! ๐ฐ
Maulid (Guest) on December 2, 2019
Why donโt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! ๐ฝ๐
Jamila (Guest) on November 29, 2019
I have a degree in sarcasm. ๐๐
Mwafirika (Guest) on November 24, 2019
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐พ
Umi (Guest) on November 14, 2019
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ๐๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Francis Njeru (Guest) on November 3, 2019
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. ๐ฑ๐ด
Janet Sumari (Guest) on October 29, 2019
Running late is my cardio. ๐๐โโ๏ธ
Zulekha (Guest) on October 29, 2019
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on October 29, 2019
๐ Bookmarking this!
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on October 20, 2019
๐ Can't stop laughing!
Binti (Guest) on October 16, 2019
Why canโt you trust stairs? Because theyโre always up to something! ๐๐ค
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on September 30, 2019
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ๐๐ป
Francis Njeru (Guest) on September 14, 2019
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐ฅ๐ฉ
Chris Okello (Guest) on September 9, 2019
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐๐งน
Nashon (Guest) on September 4, 2019
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. ๐ท๐
John Lissu (Guest) on August 28, 2019
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. ๐ง๐ค
Mgeni (Guest) on August 26, 2019
I'm not lazy; Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Kahina (Guest) on August 21, 2019
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itโs a beautiful day. โ๏ธ๐
Janet Sumari (Guest) on August 17, 2019
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐๐
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on August 6, 2019
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐ค๐
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on July 28, 2019
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐คจ
Kiza (Guest) on July 27, 2019
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโt look, Iโm changing! ๐ฆ๐
Diana Mallya (Guest) on July 21, 2019
How do you throw a space party? You planet! ๐ช๐
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on July 16, 2019
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Muslima (Guest) on July 7, 2019
Iโm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐๐ง
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on June 26, 2019
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐๐จ
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on June 25, 2019
Coffee: because adulting is hard. โ๐จโ๐ผ
Issa (Guest) on June 24, 2019
Why donโt crabs give to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ฐ
Zakia (Guest) on June 23, 2019
Money canโt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ๐๐ธ
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on June 23, 2019
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. ๐ป๐๏ธ
David Chacha (Guest) on June 20, 2019
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! ๐ฎ๐
Fatuma (Guest) on June 4, 2019
Dear math, Iโm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ๐๐คฏ
Mwinyi (Guest) on June 4, 2019
๐ Canโt stop laughing!
Juma (Guest) on June 2, 2019
Iโve got to remember this one for later! ๐
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on June 2, 2019
๐ Iโm literally in stitches right now!
Henry Mollel (Guest) on May 30, 2019
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ๐๐
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on May 19, 2019
Iโve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnโt say that' to 'What the heck, letโs see what happens'. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on May 12, 2019
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on May 10, 2019
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on May 10, 2019
If at first, you donโt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnโt for you. ๐ชโ
Henry Mollel (Guest) on May 9, 2019
๐ Rolling on the floor!
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on April 25, 2019
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. ๐ก๐
Mazrui (Guest) on April 24, 2019
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐จโโ๏ธ๐
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on April 19, 2019
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฆ
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on April 6, 2019
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ๐๐ด
Rehema (Guest) on March 18, 2019
This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on March 15, 2019
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. ๐ด๐๏ธ
James Kawawa (Guest) on March 8, 2019
I like long walksโespecially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on March 4, 2019
๐ You got me!