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Nchi
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Feb 22, 2020
This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ฏ
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Dorothy Majaliwa
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Feb 20, 2020
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ๐๐
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Janet Mbithe
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Feb 1, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
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Victor Kimario
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Jan 27, 2020
I canโt believe how funny this is! ๐
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Elizabeth Mtei
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Jan 20, 2020
๐ Best laugh of the day!
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Juma
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Jan 13, 2020
Why donโt lobsters ever share? Theyโre too shellfish! ๐ฆ๐
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Paul Kamau
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Jan 11, 2020
I donโt suffer from insanityโI enjoy every minute of it. ๐คชโณ
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Sofia
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Jan 2, 2020
What do you call a bear thatโs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! ๐ป๐ง๏ธ
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Jafari
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Dec 21, 2019
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ๐๐
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Agnes Lowassa
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Dec 17, 2019
Why donโt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ
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Mustafa
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Dec 16, 2019
๐ Iโm sending this to everyone I know!
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Dorothy Majaliwa
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Dec 14, 2019
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. ๐ก๐
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Mwakisu
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Dec 12, 2019
Life is too short to wear boring socks. ๐งฆ๐
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Moses Kipkemboi
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Nov 29, 2019
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ๐๐ฌ
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Catherine Naliaka
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Oct 28, 2019
Why donโt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! ๐ฝ๐
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Francis Mtangi
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Oct 17, 2019
๐คฃ This one got me good!
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Brian Karanja
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Oct 16, 2019
This is the kind of joke you donโt forget! ๐
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Anna Kibwana
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Oct 12, 2019
๐ You got me!
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Victor Mwalimu
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Oct 9, 2019
Dear sleep, Iโm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! ๐ด๐
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Joseph Kitine
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Oct 3, 2019
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Iโm still cracking up!
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Jamila
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Oct 2, 2019
๐ Bookmarking this!
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Anna Malela
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Oct 1, 2019
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ๐๐
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Edith Cherotich
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Sep 20, 2019
Why donโt some fish play piano? Because you canโt tuna fish! ๐๐น
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Mohamed
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Sep 15, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐ป๐ฃ๏ธ
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Mariam Kawawa
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Sep 12, 2019
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ๐๐
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Mwajabu
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Aug 28, 2019
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! ๐ฅ๏ธ๐ค
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Elijah Mutua
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Aug 23, 2019
Iโm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. ๐ฆ๐
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Nassar
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Aug 11, 2019
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
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Patrick Akech
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Aug 9, 2019
๐ Iโm dying!
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Carol Nyakio
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Aug 3, 2019
Whatโs a catโs favorite color? Purr-ple! ๐ฑ๐
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Salima
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Jul 27, 2019
Iโm not overweight. Iโm just under-tall. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ค
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Catherine Mkumbo
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Jul 26, 2019
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
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Esther Nyambura
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Jul 17, 2019
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐คฃ๐
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Fadhili
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Jul 15, 2019
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. ๐คข๐ค
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Bahati
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Jul 9, 2019
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. ๐ข๐ป
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Sharifa
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Jul 4, 2019
Why donโt koalas make great detectives? Theyโre terrible at following koal-ifications! ๐จ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
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Lucy Mushi
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Jun 29, 2019
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐๐ช
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Majid
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Jun 22, 2019
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
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Nora Kidata
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Jun 16, 2019
How do you throw a space party? You planet! ๐ช๐
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Mwajabu
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Jun 12, 2019
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ
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Janet Wambura
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Jun 10, 2019
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐ฉ๐
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Kahina
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Jun 3, 2019
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ๐๐ง
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Violet Mumo
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May 17, 2019
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. ๐ซ๐โโ๏ธ
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Khalifa
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May 16, 2019
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! ๐๐๏ธ
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Kheri
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May 11, 2019
If Cinderellaโs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? ๐ ๐ค
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Tambwe
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May 10, 2019
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. ๐ด
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Charles Mboje
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May 8, 2019
Why donโt oysters donate to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐ฐ
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Peter Otieno
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May 5, 2019
Whatโs a vampireโs favorite fruit? A blood orange! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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Mwanais
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Apr 28, 2019
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
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Irene Makena
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Apr 15, 2019
Why donโt you write with a broken pencil? Because itโs pointless! โ๏ธ๐
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Jackson Makori
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Apr 12, 2019
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. ๐๐๏ธ
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Masika
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Apr 1, 2019
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ๐๐บ
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Mustafa
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Mar 27, 2019
This joke just made my dayโhilarious! ๐คฃ
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Asha
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Mar 27, 2019
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iโm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. ๐งน๐
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Rose Waithera
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Mar 25, 2019
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! ๐งนโฐ
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Ramadhan
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Mar 17, 2019
Donโt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! ๐ด๐ค
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Kheri
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Mar 17, 2019
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. ๐
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Zakaria
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Mar 16, 2019
Iโm not saying Iโm Batman, but youโve never seen us in the same room together. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ฆ
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Stephen Amollo
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Mar 13, 2019
๐ Nailed it!
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Mwanaidi
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Mar 12, 2019
You know youโre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ๐๐ฅ