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Mwakisu
Guest
Nov 27, 2019
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Aziza
Guest
Nov 21, 2019
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Nov 12, 2019
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Nov 10, 2019
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Mgeni
Guest
Nov 10, 2019
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Nov 7, 2019
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Nov 6, 2019
Thanks Ackyshine
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Nov 3, 2019
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Jamila
Guest
Nov 2, 2019
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Oct 30, 2019
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Rubea
Guest
Oct 29, 2019
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Oct 28, 2019
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Oct 15, 2019
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Oct 13, 2019
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Oct 6, 2019
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Zuhura
Guest
Sep 30, 2019
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Sep 21, 2019
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Neema
Guest
Sep 19, 2019
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Mwinyi
Guest
Sep 15, 2019
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Khatib
Guest
Sep 14, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Nashon
Guest
Sep 9, 2019
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Sep 7, 2019
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Sep 6, 2019
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Masika
Guest
Aug 23, 2019
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Jul 31, 2019
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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John Mushi
Guest
Jul 19, 2019
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jul 15, 2019
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Salima
Guest
Jul 8, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Jul 2, 2019
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Shabani
Guest
Jun 23, 2019
😂 So funny!
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Tambwe
Guest
Jun 19, 2019
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Jun 19, 2019
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Jun 14, 2019
😄 You got me good!
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Jun 8, 2019
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Khamis
Guest
Jun 3, 2019
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Rukia
Guest
Jun 2, 2019
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
May 26, 2019
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Mwanajuma
Guest
May 20, 2019
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
May 15, 2019
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
May 11, 2019
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
May 7, 2019
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Safiya
Guest
May 2, 2019
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Mwagonda
Guest
Apr 20, 2019
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Halimah
Guest
Apr 20, 2019
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Apr 18, 2019
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Mchawi
Guest
Apr 14, 2019
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Apr 8, 2019
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Nahida
Guest
Apr 4, 2019
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Mjaka
Guest
Apr 3, 2019
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Mar 29, 2019
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Mar 24, 2019
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Kijakazi
Guest
Mar 23, 2019
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Mar 22, 2019
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Mar 21, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Mtumwa
Guest
Mar 20, 2019
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Mashaka
Guest
Feb 7, 2019
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Maimuna
Guest
Feb 6, 2019
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Mashaka
Guest
Feb 4, 2019
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Feb 3, 2019
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
