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Cracking Up: 10 Jokes to Keep You Laughing All Day

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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Cracking Up: 10 Jokes to Keep You Laughing All Day

Life can sometimes feel like an endless rollercoaster of deadlines, responsibilities, and adulting. But fear not, my friends, for there is a magical potion that can brighten even the gloomiest of days: laughter! So, hold on to your funny bones as we dive into a realm of hilarity with these rib-tickling jokes that will keep you laughing all day long. Get ready to crack up!

  1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! Oh, those corny scarecrows, always reaping what they sow and leaving us in stitches.

  2. Two muffins were sitting in the oven. One said, "Wow, it's getting hot in here!" The other replied, "Oh my crumbs, a talking muffin!" Who knew baked goods had such a sparkling sense of humor?

  3. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. So, I kneaded a change and became a comedian. Now, I'm rolling in the dough - both figuratively and literally!

  4. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts! It seems even in the afterlife, bones have a knack for bone-headed jokes.

  5. What's a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it's "R," but it's the "C" they love! Ahoy, matey, those pirates certainly know how to have a good laugh!

  6. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. As it turns out, she misheard me and thought I said "embrace her miss steaks." Now we're just laughing and grilling up some steaks!

  7. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! Ah, those tiny particles have quite the sense of humor, don't they? They're always up to something.

  8. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! Sometimes food jokes just noodle their way into our hearts and make us burst out laughing.

  9. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems! Poor math book, always calculating how to make us giggle.

  10. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite! Who knew that chilling creatures could bring such warmth to our humor?

Remember, my friends, laughter is the best medicine for a weary soul. So, keep these jokes in your back pocket, ready to whip out when life throws you lemons. With these hilarious one-liners by your side, you'll be unstoppable in your quest to spread joy and laughter. So, go forth and crack up the world, one joke at a time!

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πŸ‘₯ Mary Kendi Guest Feb 8, 2019
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. πŸ” πŸ€”
πŸ‘₯ Sarafina Guest Feb 5, 2019
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? πŸ₯ͺπŸ’‘
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I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. πŸ“šπŸ˜†
πŸ‘₯ James Kimani Guest Dec 26, 2018
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🀣
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I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'β€”I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🀯πŸ€ͺ
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I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. πŸ˜πŸ’¬
πŸ‘₯ Edward Lowassa Guest Dec 5, 2018
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🀣
πŸ‘₯ Shani Guest Dec 2, 2018
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. πŸ’΅πŸ›οΈ
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Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! πŸ“…πŸ›‹οΈ
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Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! πŸ˜πŸ“±
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Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. πŸ§Ÿβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜…
πŸ‘₯ Alex Nakitare Guest Nov 11, 2018
I didn’t see that punchline comingβ€”hilarious! 🀣
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I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³πŸ™ƒ
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I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. πŸŽ§πŸ€”
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Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? πŸ›’πŸ˜‚
πŸ‘₯ David Kawawa Guest Oct 29, 2018
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! πŸ“šπŸ’
πŸ‘₯ Michael Onyango Guest Oct 27, 2018
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! πŸ¦†πŸΏ
πŸ‘₯ Anna Sumari Guest Oct 25, 2018
πŸ˜… I’m still cracking up!
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My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. πŸ“πŸ€―
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I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. πŸ›οΈπŸ₯ž
πŸ‘₯ Philip Nyaga Guest Oct 10, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜…
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Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐀
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I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. πŸžπŸ˜‚
πŸ‘₯ Andrew Mchome Guest Sep 22, 2018
πŸ˜‚ I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
πŸ‘₯ Thomas Mwakalindile Guest Sep 14, 2018
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. πŸ©³πŸ˜‚
πŸ‘₯ Edith Cherotich Guest Sep 13, 2018
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! πŸ”πŸ₯š
πŸ‘₯ Nuru Guest Sep 6, 2018
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! πŸ˜‘πŸ›‘
πŸ‘₯ Moses Kipkemboi Guest Sep 3, 2018
🀣 That twist at the end, though!
πŸ‘₯ Yusra Guest Aug 12, 2018
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. πŸ˜…πŸ–οΈ
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What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! πŸ‘€πŸ‘ƒ
πŸ‘₯ Rehema Guest Aug 10, 2018
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! πŸ§¦β›³
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What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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πŸ˜… I had to share this with everyone!
πŸ‘₯ Latifa Guest Aug 1, 2018
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
πŸ‘₯ Salma Guest Jul 31, 2018
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🀣
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Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? βœ‚οΈπŸ§΅
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Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! πŸ€–πŸ”Œ
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This joke just turned my whole mood around! πŸ˜ƒ
πŸ‘₯ John Lissu Guest Jul 16, 2018
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. πŸ˜œπŸ›‘οΈ
πŸ‘₯ Elizabeth Mrope Guest Jul 12, 2018
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. πŸ†πŸ˜΄
πŸ‘₯ Wande Guest Jul 9, 2018
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. πŸ˜²πŸ‘€
πŸ‘₯ Anna Mahiga Guest Jul 7, 2018
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! πŸ•·οΈπŸ’»
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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
πŸ‘₯ Anthony Kariuki Guest Jul 2, 2018
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! πŸ“±πŸ‘“
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If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. πŸš—πŸ’΅
πŸ‘₯ Philip Nyaga Guest Jun 10, 2018
πŸ˜„ Too good!
πŸ‘₯ John Lissu Guest Jun 10, 2018
😁 Added to my favorites!
πŸ‘₯ Selemani Guest Jun 7, 2018
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
πŸ‘₯ Azima Guest Jun 5, 2018
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! πŸ₯œπŸ™
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The bags under my eyes are Chanel. πŸ‘œπŸ˜‚
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I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
πŸ‘₯ Maimuna Guest Apr 21, 2018
🀣 This joke is just too good!
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Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
πŸ‘₯ Anna Malela Guest Apr 14, 2018
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! πŸŒΎπŸ…

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