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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Nov 18, 2018
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Nov 6, 2018
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Baridi
Guest
Oct 26, 2018
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Oct 24, 2018
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Oct 21, 2018
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Halimah
Guest
Oct 17, 2018
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Oct 13, 2018
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Nyota
Guest
Oct 11, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Khalifa
Guest
Oct 3, 2018
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Oct 2, 2018
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Sep 22, 2018
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Sharifa
Guest
Sep 18, 2018
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Maimuna
Guest
Sep 12, 2018
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Rashid
Guest
Sep 9, 2018
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Kazija
Guest
Sep 9, 2018
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Sep 7, 2018
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Frank Macha
Guest
Sep 3, 2018
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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George Tenga
Guest
Aug 27, 2018
😆 This one really got me!
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Rabia
Guest
Aug 21, 2018
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Aug 15, 2018
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Mwalimu
Guest
Aug 11, 2018
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Nuru
Guest
Aug 10, 2018
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Mtumwa
Guest
Aug 3, 2018
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Aug 1, 2018
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Jul 28, 2018
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Sarafina
Guest
Jul 21, 2018
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Jul 8, 2018
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Jul 5, 2018
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Ramadhan
Guest
Jul 3, 2018
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Ann Awino
Guest
Jul 1, 2018
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Jul 1, 2018
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Shani
Guest
Jul 1, 2018
🤣 Pure genius!
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Jun 30, 2018
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Victor Malima
Guest
Jun 19, 2018
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Jun 17, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Jun 9, 2018
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Jun 6, 2018
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Jun 4, 2018
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Patrick Akech
Guest
May 31, 2018
🤣 Sending this now!
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Janet Sumari
Guest
May 22, 2018
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
May 15, 2018
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Mary Kendi
Guest
May 12, 2018
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
May 6, 2018
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
May 3, 2018
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Apr 26, 2018
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Zainab
Guest
Mar 19, 2018
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Mar 19, 2018
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Mwinyi
Guest
Mar 15, 2018
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Mar 9, 2018
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Kijakazi
Guest
Mar 6, 2018
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Mar 4, 2018
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Feb 24, 2018
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Feb 17, 2018
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Feb 14, 2018
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Feb 14, 2018
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Feb 3, 2018
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Jan 31, 2018
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Jan 30, 2018
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Jan 17, 2018
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
