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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Nov 11, 2018
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Fadhila
Guest
Oct 25, 2018
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Faiza
Guest
Oct 14, 2018
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Oct 3, 2018
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Sep 27, 2018
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Sep 24, 2018
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Sep 23, 2018
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Mwagonda
Guest
Sep 20, 2018
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Azima
Guest
Sep 20, 2018
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Yahya
Guest
Sep 14, 2018
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Sep 13, 2018
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Khadija
Guest
Sep 12, 2018
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Muslima
Guest
Sep 8, 2018
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Aug 28, 2018
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Aug 22, 2018
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Aug 22, 2018
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Aug 21, 2018
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Aug 18, 2018
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Aug 17, 2018
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Khatib
Guest
Aug 17, 2018
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Aug 15, 2018
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Maida
Guest
Aug 7, 2018
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Makame
Guest
Aug 5, 2018
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Jul 30, 2018
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Latifa
Guest
Jul 10, 2018
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Mwajuma
Guest
Jul 2, 2018
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jul 1, 2018
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Jul 1, 2018
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Halima
Guest
Jun 22, 2018
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Jun 19, 2018
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Jun 18, 2018
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Jun 15, 2018
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Fadhili
Guest
Jun 9, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Jun 5, 2018
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Nahida
Guest
Jun 4, 2018
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Muslima
Guest
Jun 2, 2018
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
May 31, 2018
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Daniel Obura
Guest
May 29, 2018
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
May 21, 2018
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Nashon
Guest
May 21, 2018
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Nyota
Guest
May 20, 2018
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Furaha
Guest
May 15, 2018
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Farida
Guest
May 8, 2018
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
May 2, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Majid
Guest
Apr 24, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Apr 16, 2018
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Apr 13, 2018
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Mar 26, 2018
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Mar 23, 2018
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Mar 5, 2018
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Mar 1, 2018
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Sarafina
Guest
Feb 14, 2018
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Mashaka
Guest
Feb 13, 2018
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Feb 5, 2018
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Feb 3, 2018
😆 This one really got me!
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Jan 24, 2018
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Jan 20, 2018
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jan 17, 2018
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Bahati
Guest
Jan 12, 2018
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
