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Kazija
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Feb 12, 2019
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Irene Makena
Guest
Feb 9, 2019
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Feb 8, 2019
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Feb 6, 2019
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Feb 2, 2019
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Jan 23, 2019
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Baraka
Guest
Jan 21, 2019
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Chiku
Guest
Jan 20, 2019
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Jan 18, 2019
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Mariam
Guest
Jan 10, 2019
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Jan 5, 2019
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Amina
Guest
Jan 4, 2019
🤣 Pure genius!
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Jan 4, 2019
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Khalifa
Guest
Dec 25, 2018
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Kiza
Guest
Dec 25, 2018
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Salma
Guest
Dec 4, 2018
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Zakia
Guest
Nov 25, 2018
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Nov 22, 2018
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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John Lissu
Guest
Nov 5, 2018
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Nov 4, 2018
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Amani
Guest
Oct 23, 2018
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Mustafa
Guest
Oct 6, 2018
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Mwajuma
Guest
Oct 4, 2018
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Oct 3, 2018
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Oct 1, 2018
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Mwajabu
Guest
Sep 15, 2018
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Nchi
Guest
Sep 13, 2018
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Mwalimu
Guest
Sep 13, 2018
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Sep 6, 2018
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Aug 28, 2018
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Sofia
Guest
Aug 21, 2018
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Aug 14, 2018
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Maimuna
Guest
Jul 31, 2018
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Jul 29, 2018
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Mjaka
Guest
Jul 19, 2018
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Hashim
Guest
Jun 27, 2018
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jun 26, 2018
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Sarafina
Guest
Jun 18, 2018
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Jun 12, 2018
😄 Too good!
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John Lissu
Guest
Jun 11, 2018
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Halima
Guest
Jun 4, 2018
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
May 29, 2018
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
May 28, 2018
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Halimah
Guest
May 18, 2018
😆 Still cracking up!
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Hashim
Guest
May 13, 2018
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Apr 25, 2018
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Ndoto
Guest
Apr 20, 2018
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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David Kawawa
Guest
Apr 14, 2018
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Apr 9, 2018
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Maneno
Guest
Apr 8, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Mar 29, 2018
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Mariam
Guest
Mar 17, 2018
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Mar 14, 2018
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Leila
Guest
Mar 14, 2018
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Khalifa
Guest
Mar 11, 2018
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Hassan
Guest
Mar 9, 2018
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Mar 7, 2018
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Mar 6, 2018
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Feb 20, 2018
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
