What did the baker say to his wife?

Grace Mushi (Guest) on November 30, 2018

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Mazrui (Guest) on November 29, 2018

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Mohamed (Guest) on November 29, 2018

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Frank Macha (Guest) on November 27, 2018

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Habiba (Guest) on November 16, 2018

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on November 5, 2018

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Anna Mchome (Guest) on October 29, 2018

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Nasra (Guest) on October 29, 2018

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Grace Mushi (Guest) on October 28, 2018

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on October 22, 2018

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on October 17, 2018

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Grace Mushi (Guest) on October 15, 2018

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Grace Mligo (Guest) on September 27, 2018

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 23, 2018

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Grace Minja (Guest) on September 11, 2018

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Nuru (Guest) on September 11, 2018

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Nuru (Guest) on September 6, 2018

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 26, 2018

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Kijakazi (Guest) on August 22, 2018

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Michael Mboya (Guest) on August 16, 2018

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on August 15, 2018

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Husna (Guest) on August 14, 2018

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Linda Karimi (Guest) on August 11, 2018

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on August 10, 2018

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

George Tenga (Guest) on August 3, 2018

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Zawadi (Guest) on July 31, 2018

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

John Malisa (Guest) on July 29, 2018

😂 This joke just made my day!

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on July 26, 2018

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Hashim (Guest) on July 23, 2018

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Nasra (Guest) on July 14, 2018

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on July 12, 2018

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on July 7, 2018

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Neema (Guest) on June 29, 2018

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Maneno (Guest) on June 14, 2018

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on June 10, 2018

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Zubeida (Guest) on June 10, 2018

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Sultan (Guest) on June 7, 2018

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on June 3, 2018

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Mwanais (Guest) on May 25, 2018

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on May 20, 2018

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on May 16, 2018

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Nyota (Guest) on May 14, 2018

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Nashon (Guest) on May 5, 2018

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on May 5, 2018

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Salima (Guest) on April 30, 2018

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Yusra (Guest) on April 27, 2018

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Charles Mchome (Guest) on April 24, 2018

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Halima (Guest) on April 22, 2018

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

John Malisa (Guest) on March 31, 2018

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on March 30, 2018

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Zawadi (Guest) on March 25, 2018

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Robert Okello (Guest) on February 28, 2018

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Jaffar (Guest) on February 21, 2018

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on February 14, 2018

😂 This is too funny!

Muslima (Guest) on February 8, 2018

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Jamal (Guest) on February 4, 2018

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on February 4, 2018

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Mary Njeri (Guest) on January 17, 2018

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Shani (Guest) on January 14, 2018

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on January 10, 2018

😅 I’m still laughing!