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Amir
Guest
Sep 10, 2018
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Mwafirika
Guest
Sep 2, 2018
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Aug 31, 2018
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Grace Minja
Guest
Aug 27, 2018
😂 This is a keeper!
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Aug 24, 2018
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Aug 23, 2018
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Jamal
Guest
Aug 21, 2018
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Aug 14, 2018
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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George Mallya
Guest
Aug 8, 2018
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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George Tenga
Guest
Aug 2, 2018
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Aug 1, 2018
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Ramadhan
Guest
Jul 29, 2018
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Jul 29, 2018
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Sarafina
Guest
Jul 26, 2018
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Ibrahim
Guest
Jul 26, 2018
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Jul 25, 2018
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Jul 21, 2018
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Jul 18, 2018
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Jul 9, 2018
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Jun 16, 2018
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Khatib
Guest
Jun 3, 2018
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Jun 2, 2018
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Violet Mumo
Guest
May 31, 2018
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
May 26, 2018
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Ahmed
Guest
May 21, 2018
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Omar
Guest
May 19, 2018
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Azima
Guest
May 11, 2018
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
May 3, 2018
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Farida
Guest
May 2, 2018
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Juma
Guest
Apr 19, 2018
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Khadija
Guest
Apr 19, 2018
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Apr 8, 2018
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Mar 31, 2018
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Amani
Guest
Mar 29, 2018
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Mar 27, 2018
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Mar 20, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Mar 18, 2018
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Mar 11, 2018
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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John Mwangi
Guest
Mar 11, 2018
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Mar 7, 2018
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Mar 3, 2018
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Mar 3, 2018
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Feb 27, 2018
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Feb 17, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Jamal
Guest
Feb 16, 2018
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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John Lissu
Guest
Feb 11, 2018
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Omar
Guest
Jan 25, 2018
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jan 20, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Zuhura
Guest
Jan 18, 2018
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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John Lissu
Guest
Jan 14, 2018
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Faiza
Guest
Jan 9, 2018
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Ann Awino
Guest
Jan 1, 2018
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Dec 25, 2017
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Dec 24, 2017
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Dec 22, 2017
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Aziza
Guest
Dec 19, 2017
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Dec 13, 2017
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Baraka
Guest
Dec 3, 2017
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Dec 1, 2017
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Tambwe
Guest
Nov 30, 2017
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
