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Sep 10, 2018
Why donβt eggs tell jokes? Theyβd crack each other up! π₯π€£
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Mwafirika
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Sep 2, 2018
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyβre always stuffed! π§Έπ½οΈ
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Carol Nyakio
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Aug 31, 2018
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Grace Minja
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Aug 27, 2018
π This is a keeper!
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Agnes Njeri
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Aug 24, 2018
I love sleep because itβs like a time machine to breakfast. ποΈπ₯
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Margaret Mahiga
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Aug 23, 2018
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! π§π
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Jamal
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Aug 21, 2018
I donβt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ποΈπββοΈ
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Joseph Kawawa
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Aug 14, 2018
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ππ€
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George Mallya
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Aug 8, 2018
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! π§ββοΈπ€§
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George Tenga
Guest
Aug 2, 2018
Why donβt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyβre so good at it! ππ³
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Aug 1, 2018
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! β°
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Ramadhan
Guest
Jul 29, 2018
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereβs no app to keep track of them. π±π
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Jul 29, 2018
I love my computer because my friends live in it. π»π
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Sarafina
Guest
Jul 26, 2018
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ππ΄
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Ibrahim
Guest
Jul 26, 2018
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! πΈπ»
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Victor Mwalimu
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Jul 25, 2018
Sometimes I drink waterβjust to surprise my liver. π₯€π
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Jul 21, 2018
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ππ€
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Jul 18, 2018
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! π₯οΈπ€
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Jul 9, 2018
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ππ
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Jun 16, 2018
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. π©π
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Khatib
Guest
Jun 3, 2018
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? π¦ΈββοΈβ€οΈ
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Jun 2, 2018
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! π΄ββοΈπ΄
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Violet Mumo
Guest
May 31, 2018
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ππ€£
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
May 26, 2018
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ππ§Ή
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Ahmed
Guest
May 21, 2018
Why donβt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyβre afraid of traveling! πβοΈ
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Omar
Guest
May 19, 2018
π Laughing so hard right now!
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Azima
Guest
May 11, 2018
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ππ
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
May 3, 2018
I'd agree with you, but then weβd both be wrong. π€π€·ββοΈ
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Farida
Guest
May 2, 2018
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. β°πΌ
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Juma
Guest
Apr 19, 2018
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ποΈπ
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Khadija
Guest
Apr 19, 2018
π Rolling on the floor!
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Apr 8, 2018
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itβs a beautiful day. βοΈπ
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Mar 31, 2018
Iβm not weird, Iβm limited edition. π¦π
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Amani
Guest
Mar 29, 2018
π€£ This joke is just too good!
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Mar 27, 2018
π Canβt stop laughing!
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Mar 20, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iβm gaining weight. ππ
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Mar 18, 2018
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! π‘π
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Monica Adhiambo
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Mar 11, 2018
Running late is my cardio. ππββοΈ
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John Mwangi
Guest
Mar 11, 2018
Iβm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ππ
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Mar 7, 2018
Whatβs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ππ’
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Mar 3, 2018
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ππ΄
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Mar 3, 2018
Classic! Iβm still laughing! π
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Feb 27, 2018
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernβ¦ π§ββοΈβοΈ
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Feb 17, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iβm gaining weight. ππ
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Jamal
Guest
Feb 16, 2018
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ππ
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John Lissu
Guest
Feb 11, 2018
Donβt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! π΄π€
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Omar
Guest
Jan 25, 2018
π I canβt even breathe, so funny!
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jan 20, 2018
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
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Zuhura
Guest
Jan 18, 2018
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ππ
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John Lissu
Guest
Jan 14, 2018
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. π°π€£
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Faiza
Guest
Jan 9, 2018
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§ π§
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Ann Awino
Guest
Jan 1, 2018
Why donβt oysters share their pearls? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦ͺπ
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Dec 25, 2017
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. βπββοΈ
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Diana Mumbua
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Dec 24, 2017
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. πͺπ€£
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Dec 22, 2017
π This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Aziza
Guest
Dec 19, 2017
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! π¦π
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Dec 13, 2017
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyβre transparent! π»π€₯
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Baraka
Guest
Dec 3, 2017
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menβit fixes everything. π·π
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Dec 1, 2017
π€£ Iβm literally dying of laughter!
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Tambwe
Guest
Nov 30, 2017
Whatβs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! π₯π¦
