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Sultan
Guest
Sep 21, 2018
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Sep 18, 2018
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Mgeni
Guest
Sep 16, 2018
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Husna
Guest
Sep 8, 2018
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Jaffar
Guest
Aug 31, 2018
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Aug 28, 2018
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Aug 18, 2018
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Aug 11, 2018
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Jul 30, 2018
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Jul 22, 2018
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Mustafa
Guest
Jul 21, 2018
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Mgeni
Guest
Jul 18, 2018
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Jul 8, 2018
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Jul 7, 2018
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Jul 6, 2018
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Robert Okello
Guest
Jul 1, 2018
😂 Sharing right away!
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Fatuma
Guest
Jul 1, 2018
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Jafari
Guest
Jun 22, 2018
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jun 20, 2018
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Shamsa
Guest
Jun 14, 2018
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Zulekha
Guest
Jun 6, 2018
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Mgeni
Guest
Jun 6, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
May 31, 2018
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Mwanaisha
Guest
May 10, 2018
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Mwajabu
Guest
May 3, 2018
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Linda Karimi
Guest
May 3, 2018
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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James Kawawa
Guest
May 1, 2018
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Apr 30, 2018
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Apr 29, 2018
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Bakari
Guest
Apr 24, 2018
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Kazija
Guest
Apr 23, 2018
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Apr 6, 2018
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Apr 5, 2018
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Apr 1, 2018
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Mar 27, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Mar 23, 2018
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Hamida
Guest
Mar 15, 2018
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Mar 12, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Mar 4, 2018
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Neema
Guest
Mar 2, 2018
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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David Sokoine
Guest
Feb 28, 2018
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Sultan
Guest
Feb 26, 2018
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Feb 24, 2018
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Feb 24, 2018
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Masika
Guest
Feb 22, 2018
🤣 Pure genius!
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Mashaka
Guest
Feb 20, 2018
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Feb 1, 2018
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Habiba
Guest
Feb 1, 2018
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Shukuru
Guest
Feb 1, 2018
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jan 4, 2018
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Issack
Guest
Dec 22, 2017
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Selemani
Guest
Dec 14, 2017
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Dec 4, 2017
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Zuhura
Guest
Dec 1, 2017
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Nov 29, 2017
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Nov 24, 2017
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Fatuma
Guest
Nov 22, 2017
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Nov 19, 2017
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
