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John Kamande
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Dec 9, 2018
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Rukia
Guest
Nov 28, 2018
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Nov 23, 2018
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Nov 20, 2018
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Nov 14, 2018
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Nov 13, 2018
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Nov 1, 2018
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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George Mallya
Guest
Oct 16, 2018
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Oct 10, 2018
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Oct 4, 2018
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Kazija
Guest
Sep 28, 2018
😂 I’m dying!
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Sep 23, 2018
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Sep 10, 2018
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Fikiri
Guest
Sep 6, 2018
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Hassan
Guest
Sep 1, 2018
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Aug 28, 2018
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Jul 31, 2018
😂 This is a keeper!
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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James Kawawa
Guest
Jul 27, 2018
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Jul 25, 2018
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Habiba
Guest
Jul 21, 2018
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Jul 20, 2018
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Jul 16, 2018
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Jul 1, 2018
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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James Kimani
Guest
Jun 29, 2018
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Rehema
Guest
Jun 21, 2018
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Jun 15, 2018
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Jun 13, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Jafari
Guest
Jun 10, 2018
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Jun 5, 2018
🤣 Sending this now!
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Omari
Guest
May 30, 2018
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Biashara
Guest
May 29, 2018
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Michael Onyango
Guest
May 16, 2018
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Masika
Guest
May 12, 2018
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Abubakar
Guest
May 9, 2018
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
May 1, 2018
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Yusuf
Guest
Apr 21, 2018
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Mariam
Guest
Apr 3, 2018
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Mar 28, 2018
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Nyota
Guest
Mar 17, 2018
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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George Ndungu
Guest
Mar 9, 2018
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Mar 5, 2018
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Amina
Guest
Mar 2, 2018
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Ramadhan
Guest
Mar 1, 2018
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Nassor
Guest
Mar 1, 2018
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Mwachumu
Guest
Feb 24, 2018
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Feb 16, 2018
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Feb 10, 2018
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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John Lissu
Guest
Feb 8, 2018
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Feb 6, 2018
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Ramadhan
Guest
Feb 3, 2018
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Jan 27, 2018
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Hassan
Guest
Dec 25, 2017
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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George Ndungu
Guest
Dec 20, 2017
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Dec 17, 2017
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Shabani
Guest
Dec 8, 2017
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Dec 4, 2017
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Nov 16, 2017
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Abdullah
Guest
Nov 15, 2017
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
