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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Feb 11, 2019
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Feb 9, 2019
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Saidi
Guest
Feb 7, 2019
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Feb 1, 2019
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Jan 26, 2019
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Zakaria
Guest
Jan 17, 2019
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Bahati
Guest
Jan 14, 2019
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Dec 30, 2018
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Maimuna
Guest
Dec 17, 2018
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Dec 3, 2018
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Nov 29, 2018
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Mariam
Guest
Nov 22, 2018
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Issack
Guest
Nov 22, 2018
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Amina
Guest
Nov 22, 2018
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Sumaya
Guest
Nov 19, 2018
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Nov 15, 2018
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Samuel Were
Guest
Nov 14, 2018
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Rubea
Guest
Nov 1, 2018
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Nassar
Guest
Oct 27, 2018
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Oct 25, 2018
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Faiza
Guest
Oct 13, 2018
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Oct 7, 2018
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Ramadhan
Guest
Oct 4, 2018
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Sep 11, 2018
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Sep 11, 2018
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Sep 10, 2018
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Rahma
Guest
Sep 10, 2018
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Salima
Guest
Aug 28, 2018
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Furaha
Guest
Aug 23, 2018
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Aug 20, 2018
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Frank Macha
Guest
Aug 17, 2018
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Aug 3, 2018
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Rubea
Guest
Jul 30, 2018
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Jul 21, 2018
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Jul 17, 2018
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Jul 14, 2018
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Robert Okello
Guest
Jul 8, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Jun 29, 2018
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Aziza
Guest
Jun 16, 2018
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Jun 16, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Ann Awino
Guest
Jun 15, 2018
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jun 9, 2018
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Nashon
Guest
Jun 9, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Sofia
Guest
Jun 5, 2018
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Jamila
Guest
Jun 4, 2018
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Ahmed
Guest
May 11, 2018
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
May 8, 2018
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Apr 26, 2018
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Apr 20, 2018
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Apr 19, 2018
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Apr 7, 2018
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Mar 25, 2018
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Mchawi
Guest
Mar 22, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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George Tenga
Guest
Mar 19, 2018
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Mar 13, 2018
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Mar 12, 2018
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Azima
Guest
Mar 7, 2018
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Feb 28, 2018
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Jamal
Guest
Feb 27, 2018
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Shamsa
Guest
Feb 27, 2018
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
