Q: What do elephants say to one another on Valentineโs Day? A: "I love you a TON! ๐โค๏ธ"
Explanation: Elephants are known for their massive size, so the play on words here is that they love each other "a ton," referring to both their weight and the intensity of their love. The use of the elephant emoji adds a touch of cuteness and humor to the answer.
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on November 23, 2018
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ง๐
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on November 21, 2018
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ๐๐ค
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on November 20, 2018
I donโt trip, I do random gravity checks. ๐๐คฃ
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on November 17, 2018
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฅฌ
Hamida (Guest) on November 12, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not so sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on November 1, 2018
Iโm not saying Iโm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐คซ
David Sokoine (Guest) on October 27, 2018
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on October 23, 2018
Life is too short to wear boring socks. ๐งฆ๐
Mhina (Guest) on October 21, 2018
When I said Iโd do it later, I didnโt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. ๐ ๐
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on October 11, 2018
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donโt have chairs! ๐๐ฅ
Mustafa (Guest) on October 11, 2018
๐ Mood instantly lifted!
Nancy Komba (Guest) on October 5, 2018
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. โ๏ธ๐ฐ
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on October 1, 2018
I donโt make mistakes. I date them. ๐๐
Sumaya (Guest) on September 30, 2018
๐ Iโm bookmarking this for later!
James Mduma (Guest) on September 27, 2018
I'm not lazy; Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Mazrui (Guest) on September 27, 2018
If stress burned calories, Iโd be a supermodel. ๐ฅ๐
Chris Okello (Guest) on September 27, 2018
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! ๐ฅ๏ธ๐ค
John Mushi (Guest) on September 26, 2018
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! โฐ
Nchi (Guest) on September 24, 2018
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts. ๐๐ฅ
Mwagonda (Guest) on September 6, 2018
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ๐๐คก
Sharifa (Guest) on September 5, 2018
๐ Still cracking up!
Alice Jebet (Guest) on August 27, 2018
๐ Saving this one!
Maida (Guest) on August 24, 2018
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on August 24, 2018
Running is great. Unless you faint. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅต
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on August 20, 2018
Donโt make me adult today. ๐ฌ๐งธ
David Nyerere (Guest) on August 12, 2018
This joke is too funny, Iโm sharing it with everyone! ๐
Yusuf (Guest) on August 3, 2018
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Mazrui (Guest) on July 31, 2018
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on July 26, 2018
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! ๐ ๐
Juma (Guest) on July 22, 2018
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on July 20, 2018
๐ You got me!
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on July 17, 2018
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! โฐ๐
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on July 11, 2018
๐คฃ This joke is too good!
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on July 10, 2018
๐ I can't stop laughing at this one!
Mwachumu (Guest) on July 10, 2018
I like long walksโespecially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
James Kimani (Guest) on July 7, 2018
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on June 30, 2018
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on June 23, 2018
I donโt care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iโm just glad itโs not a shot glass. ๐ฅ๐น
Binti (Guest) on June 21, 2018
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ๐๐ฐ
Nassar (Guest) on June 17, 2018
The best part of going to work is coming back home. ๐ก๐ผ
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on June 16, 2018
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ถ
Mwajuma (Guest) on June 12, 2018
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. ๐ก๐
Joy Wacera (Guest) on June 7, 2018
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite letter? You think itโs R, but it be the C! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Nuru (Guest) on June 5, 2018
Why donโt skeletons go to scary movies? They donโt have the guts! ๐๐ฌ
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on June 1, 2018
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ๐๐ด
Alice Jebet (Guest) on May 27, 2018
Iโm not overweight. Iโm just under-tall. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ค
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on May 26, 2018
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ต
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on May 25, 2018
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. ๐ข๐ป
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on May 20, 2018
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐๐จโ๐ผ
Ahmed (Guest) on May 18, 2018
I donโt suffer from insanityโI enjoy every minute of it. ๐คชโณ
Sekela (Guest) on May 13, 2018
This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐
Shamim (Guest) on May 12, 2018
This joke is going straight to my favorites! ๐
Mwanais (Guest) on May 4, 2018
Iโm on a whiskey diet. Iโve lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on April 29, 2018
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐ชฐ๐ถโโ๏ธ
Husna (Guest) on April 3, 2018
Iโm not saying Iโm Batman, but youโve never seen us in the same room together. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ฆ
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on March 24, 2018
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
Nancy Komba (Guest) on March 24, 2018
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ๐๐ฌ
Maneno (Guest) on March 21, 2018
Iโd agree with you but then weโd both be wrong. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Nuru (Guest) on March 15, 2018
Whatโs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! ๐ฃ๐บ
Alice Mrema (Guest) on March 11, 2018
I wasnโt born to 'just get things done'โI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. ๐คฏ๐คช