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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Nov 23, 2018
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Nov 21, 2018
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Nov 20, 2018
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Nov 17, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Hamida
Guest
Nov 12, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Nov 1, 2018
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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David Sokoine
Guest
Oct 27, 2018
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Oct 23, 2018
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Mhina
Guest
Oct 21, 2018
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Oct 11, 2018
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Mustafa
Guest
Oct 11, 2018
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Oct 5, 2018
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Oct 1, 2018
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Sumaya
Guest
Sep 30, 2018
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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James Mduma
Guest
Sep 27, 2018
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Mazrui
Guest
Sep 27, 2018
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Chris Okello
Guest
Sep 27, 2018
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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John Mushi
Guest
Sep 26, 2018
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Nchi
Guest
Sep 24, 2018
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Mwagonda
Guest
Sep 6, 2018
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Sharifa
Guest
Sep 5, 2018
😆 Still cracking up!
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Aug 27, 2018
😆 Saving this one!
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Maida
Guest
Aug 24, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Aug 24, 2018
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Aug 20, 2018
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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David Nyerere
Guest
Aug 12, 2018
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Yusuf
Guest
Aug 3, 2018
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Mazrui
Guest
Jul 31, 2018
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Jul 26, 2018
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Juma
Guest
Jul 22, 2018
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jul 20, 2018
😄 You got me!
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Jul 17, 2018
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Jul 11, 2018
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Jul 10, 2018
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Mwachumu
Guest
Jul 10, 2018
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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James Kimani
Guest
Jul 7, 2018
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Jun 30, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Jun 23, 2018
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Binti
Guest
Jun 21, 2018
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Nassar
Guest
Jun 17, 2018
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Jun 16, 2018
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Mwajuma
Guest
Jun 12, 2018
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Jun 7, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Jun 1, 2018
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Alice Jebet
Guest
May 27, 2018
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
May 26, 2018
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
May 25, 2018
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
May 20, 2018
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Ahmed
Guest
May 18, 2018
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Sekela
Guest
May 13, 2018
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Shamim
Guest
May 12, 2018
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Mwanais
Guest
May 4, 2018
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Apr 29, 2018
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Husna
Guest
Apr 3, 2018
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Mar 24, 2018
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Mar 24, 2018
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Maneno
Guest
Mar 21, 2018
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Nuru
Guest
Mar 15, 2018
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Mar 11, 2018
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
