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Nchi
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Sep 17, 2018
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Shabani
Guest
Sep 13, 2018
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Binti
Guest
Sep 10, 2018
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Jafari
Guest
Sep 5, 2018
😄 Nailed it!
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Tambwe
Guest
Sep 4, 2018
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Aug 27, 2018
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Aug 26, 2018
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Jaffar
Guest
Aug 23, 2018
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Hassan
Guest
Aug 12, 2018
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Nahida
Guest
Aug 6, 2018
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jul 25, 2018
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Rabia
Guest
Jul 23, 2018
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Jul 11, 2018
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jul 10, 2018
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Yusuf
Guest
Jul 6, 2018
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Kazija
Guest
Jun 27, 2018
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Jun 21, 2018
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Bahati
Guest
Jun 16, 2018
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Binti
Guest
Jun 16, 2018
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jun 14, 2018
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Jun 8, 2018
😂 So funny!
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jun 5, 2018
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Jaffar
Guest
May 29, 2018
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Mwanajuma
Guest
May 29, 2018
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Shamim
Guest
May 28, 2018
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Selemani
Guest
May 17, 2018
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Jabir
Guest
May 15, 2018
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Mary Mrope
Guest
May 15, 2018
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Hassan
Guest
May 3, 2018
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Apr 21, 2018
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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John Lissu
Guest
Apr 21, 2018
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Apr 14, 2018
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Hamida
Guest
Apr 10, 2018
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Apr 8, 2018
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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James Malima
Guest
Apr 5, 2018
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Neema
Guest
Apr 1, 2018
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Zainab
Guest
Mar 31, 2018
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Majid
Guest
Mar 28, 2018
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Rabia
Guest
Mar 20, 2018
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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James Kawawa
Guest
Mar 17, 2018
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Mar 11, 2018
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Baridi
Guest
Mar 8, 2018
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Feb 25, 2018
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Zakaria
Guest
Feb 24, 2018
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Abubakar
Guest
Feb 23, 2018
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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George Mallya
Guest
Feb 19, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Feb 16, 2018
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Warda
Guest
Feb 12, 2018
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Mwalimu
Guest
Feb 9, 2018
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Yusuf
Guest
Feb 8, 2018
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Mtumwa
Guest
Jan 30, 2018
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Jan 29, 2018
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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John Mushi
Guest
Jan 6, 2018
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Khalifa
Guest
Jan 5, 2018
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Jaffar
Guest
Dec 26, 2017
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Dec 21, 2017
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Omar
Guest
Dec 21, 2017
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Nashon
Guest
Nov 29, 2017
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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James Malima
Guest
Nov 27, 2017
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Nov 19, 2017
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
