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David Musyoka
Guest
Sep 13, 2018
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Mwalimu
Guest
Aug 25, 2018
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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David Musyoka
Guest
Aug 25, 2018
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Aug 10, 2018
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Aug 9, 2018
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Aug 4, 2018
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Jul 12, 2018
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Fadhili
Guest
Jul 10, 2018
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jul 9, 2018
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Mashaka
Guest
Jul 5, 2018
😆 That punchline!
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Jun 21, 2018
😁 This is gold!
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John Malisa
Guest
Jun 20, 2018
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Jun 11, 2018
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Jun 8, 2018
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
May 29, 2018
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
May 28, 2018
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
May 27, 2018
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Peter Mbise
Guest
May 23, 2018
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
May 21, 2018
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
May 17, 2018
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
May 11, 2018
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
May 5, 2018
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Apr 30, 2018
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Apr 30, 2018
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Mchuma
Guest
Apr 22, 2018
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Apr 15, 2018
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Apr 12, 2018
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Latifa
Guest
Apr 4, 2018
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Mar 29, 2018
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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John Mwangi
Guest
Mar 28, 2018
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Mar 28, 2018
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Mar 21, 2018
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Mar 20, 2018
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Feb 27, 2018
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Feb 26, 2018
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Shabani
Guest
Feb 23, 2018
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Feb 20, 2018
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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James Kimani
Guest
Feb 18, 2018
😆 Saving this one!
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Feb 11, 2018
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Zuhura
Guest
Feb 11, 2018
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Feb 8, 2018
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Victor Malima
Guest
Feb 5, 2018
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Feb 3, 2018
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Jan 24, 2018
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Rashid
Guest
Jan 3, 2018
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Maneno
Guest
Dec 27, 2017
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Salima
Guest
Dec 24, 2017
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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David Ochieng
Guest
Dec 22, 2017
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Mwachumu
Guest
Dec 15, 2017
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Dec 5, 2017
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Nov 25, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Ramadhan
Guest
Nov 15, 2017
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Nov 13, 2017
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Nov 6, 2017
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Nov 6, 2017
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Nov 5, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Oct 31, 2017
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Rabia
Guest
Oct 26, 2017
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Baraka
Guest
Oct 21, 2017
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Sep 12, 2017
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
